Look, let's cut to the chase - Hollywood just can't quite grasp boobs and weiners and keeps applying weirdly specific tropes to them. They make them do weird things in their movies, and alleged "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is here to set it all straight.

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Writer: Jordan Breeding
Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown

Based on the articles: https://www.cracked.com/blog/want-to-know-more-about-character-look-at-his-big-ol-hog, https://www.cracked.com/article_29517_3-bizarre-beliefs-hollywood-has-about-boobs.html

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