WIN A TESLA... Plus Other Auto Deals

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Want a Tesla but don't have any vital organs to spare (and to be honest, they're not exactly in mint condition)? You're in luck, because we're giving one away. Yeah! One just, like, appeared in our parking garage, and we all have Teslas already, so we figured we'd give it to one of you guys. All you have to do is enter your email address to be eligible to win. In honor of The Win Your Dream 2020 Tesla Giveaway, we've also gone ahead and rounded up some of the top deals on auto accessories on the web so you can trick out your new Tesla Model 3. You don't wanna be some basic Tesla owner, after all.

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Gravity X Car Mount

MSRP: $29

Sale Price: $19.99 (33% off)

Texting and driving kills, but sometimes you just have to let your bestie know about the cute dog you just saw. Thankfully, this gravity-defying car mount lets you navigate and make calls without taking your eyes off the dog. Or the road. Whatever.

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Mini Cordless Car Vacuum Cleaner

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $39.95 (20% off)

Everyone knows car chili is the best chili, but those Saltines have a mind of their own. Keep them in line with this portable vacuum cleaner.

Autowit Cordless Tire Inflator

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MSRP: $69

Sale Price: $59.99 (14% off)

Flat tire? No worries! This cordless tire inflator will pump air into your tires in just a few minutes, no quarters or sketchy rest stops required.

CarAIDE 18-in-1 Super Safety Jump Starter & Multi-Tool

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $79.99 (20% off)

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If you've ever been stranded with a dead battery and your best friend, Todd, won't answer his phone, you need this ultimate emergency multi-tool. It includes a power bank to charge your phone, a seatbelt cutter and window breaker to get out in a hurry, an SOS light and a flashlight that can probably be seen from space, and a jump starter to resuscitate your battery all on your own while you wait for Todd to get it together. Freaking Todd.

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THINKDIAG: Professional Vehicle Diagnostic Tool + 1-Yr App Subscription

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MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $99.99 (16% off)

Most cars these days have an OBD (onboard diagnostic system, not Ol' Birdie Dastard). This clever tool links to your OBD to determine the health of your car, instantly diagnosing problems so you don't have to just take the mechanic's word for it. In other words, it helps you get down with OBD.

JumpSmart 37,000mWh Portable Vehicle Jump Starter Kit

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Sale Price: $119.99

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This kit combines a jump starter, power bank, and four-mode flashlight all in one device for the minimalist road safety enthusiast.

Autowit 12V Portable No-Battery Car Jump Starter

MSRP: $159

Sale Price: $121.99 (23% off)

From the makers of that cool cordless tire inflator up there comes this handy jump starter that doesn't even require batteries. How does it work? No one knows. Probably magic. Okay, it's something about supercapacitors, but that's just science for "magic."

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GoSafe S780 Dash Cam with Sony Image Sensor

MSRP: $299

Sale Price: $199.99 (33% off)

Don't get into an argument with the next guy who rear ends you -- just check the footage. This dash cam captures a complete view of your car with its dual channel system that automatically switches to the rear view when the car is in reverse. How does it know? What else does it know?

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Papago GoSafe 366 Dash Cam

MSRP: $299

Sale Price: $249.99 (16% off)

This HD dash cam monitors your car 24/7, automatically saving files to the cloud so you'll always know what's going on with your car. You'll find yourself almost wishing that someone steals your car so you can have your own personal version of Gone in 60 Seconds to watch anytime you like.

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