"Doctor" Jordan Breeding only has one thing on his mind this week: does Ralphie from A Christmas Story grow up to become the crazy dude who invents fight club in Fight Club?

Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
Special Thanks: Devin Byam

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