Between economic turmoil, society-wide deprivation of recreation and spa services, and-you know-the ever-present fear of death, it's pretty stressful here in the time of coronavirus. Unfortunately, there's really not much anybody can do except just hang in there and try not to panic, but there's always your old friend, CBD. These CBD products might just calm the voice in your head yelling at you to do something, you lazy farthole, and like most non-essential products right now, they're all on sale. Of course, be sure to check the laws in your state to ensure you can have CBD products delivered to you and consult a doctor before using them to treat anything, but it doesn't hurt to try, right?

High Potency CBD Sour Bear Gummies


MSRP: $129.99

Sale Price: $69.99

These delicious gummy bears aren't bouncing anywhere, that's for sure. With 2,000 mg of CBD infused in every jar, they were created to help with anxiety, sleep disorders, stress relief, and pangs of nostalgia for simpler times.

High Potency CBD Watermelon Slice Gummies


MSRP: $49.99

Sale Price: $25.99

If you're more into chewy watermelon flavored gummies, then check these out. They'll help with the same problems, and each jar contains 500mg of chill-inducing CBD. Just close your eyes and think of summer.

High Potency CBD Peach Ring Gummies


MSRP: $49.99

Sale Price: $25.99

Listen: Whatever your squishy candy bag is, there's a soothing infusion for that. Peach rings? Heck yeah, we've got peach rings.

Kangaroo Banana CBD Gummies


MSRP: $29.99

Sale Price: $19.99

That artificial banana flavor is such an interesting phenomenon, right? So specific and fascinatingly unbananish. Some people go wild for it, others won't touch it. These gummies are for the wild type.

Kangaroo Banana CBD Gummies (750mg)

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MSRP: $69.99

Sale Price: $39.99

Are you particularly dedicated to unbanana and tranquility? Respect. Get a little more bang for your buck with this 750mg offering, which gives you 50% more CBD.

Buddha Beans CBD-Infused Whole Coffee Beans

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MSRP: $33

Sale Price: $26.99

If you'd prefer to drink your CBD and start your day off with some clarity and focus, Buddha Beans have you covered. They're 100% organic, and the CBD is extracted naturally from US-grown hemp. Get wired and relaxed in equal measure until you start living your own personal Limitless.

Jane West CBD Coffee


MSRP: $48

Sale Price: $38.99

Jane West CBD Coffee takes responsibly sourced coffee beans from cooperatives in Costa Rica and infuses them with full-spectrum CBD derived from organic Colorado hemp. The result is delicious, balanced coffee that comes with an extra soothing kick. It's like a nudge from a baby goat.

Medix CBD Sour Gummy Bears


MSRP: $21.99

Sale Price: $16.99

These CBD gummy bears are infused with premium-grade PCR hemp oil and carefully formulated to give you a controlled dosage of CBD with every bite. This is normally the opposite of what you should do, but in this case, just relax and let the bears handle the math. Each piece contains 10mg of CBD, just enough to take the edge off.

Medix CBD Sour Snakes


MSRP: $21.99

Sale Price: $16.99

Some people like gummy bears, some people like gummy worms. These sour snakes are for the worm people who want Medix's high-quality CBD experience.

Medix CBD Oil 1500MG

Medix CBD OIL 1500MG

MSRP: $209.99

Sale Price: $157.99

Medix CBD Oil is an all-natural, extra-strength CBD solution that you can take by itself or mix your favorite food or beverage. It's completely tasteless and developed to be non-psychoactive so you get the benefits - from reducing stress and anxiety to muscle recovery - without the philosophical epiphanies. No one needs those right now.

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