Things get hazy after that, as the writer, no doubt fearing both a horde of angry protesters and the fragility of his own sanity, hides the hot and heavy stuff behind weed use, which the narrator claims frazzles his memory. But we do get Cheney calling his penis a Bunker Buster while joking that he found a WMD in the narrator's pants. Tragically, it doesn't take a great feat of imagination to take the next logical step and picture Dick Cheney getting sodomized.
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Name the last time he looked like he wasn't. You can't.
But it's in the post-coital chat when the big twist comes: That hunting accident was no accident at all, but rather Cheney's attempt to shoot the dick off of his two-timing partner. The story ends with a heartbroken Cheney sobbing into the buckshot-riddled shirt of his hunting friend and lover, while the narrator sneaks out, promising to always remember "the burly, pink-thighed, sneering buffalo of love." With any luck, this story will inspire us to finally finish our own tale of VP erotica, Mano E Mondale.