Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in Se7en. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Washington Post
Some of the most monumental moments in history happened because some idiot was really bad at their job.
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.