It takes different strokes to move the world and all (somewhere out there, some frenetic duo is humping to Skrillex), but most people will agree that the songs of Marvin Gaye have an inherent bone-ability to them. Now, how many of you thought of the following sexterpiece? Make sure your pants are on securely, in case they fly off:
As weird as it sounds, the classical "Bolero" is officially right up there with "Let's Get It On" in terms of sexitude, according to a survey of 2,000 Spotify users between ages 18 and 91. Dr. Daniel Mullensiefen, a music psychologist at the University of London, explains that both songs are "smooth and have no distracting orchestration," which is a smarter way of saying that they're very easy to listen to and thus not off-putting to your genitals. "[Bolero] has the perfect structure -- it's 17 minutes long, the right length for a sex episode," the incredibly optimistic Dr. Mullensiefen added. Also popular: "Take My Breath Away," "Unchained Melody," the entire soundtrack to Dirty Dancing, and literally anything by Barry White.