Notable Comment: Over and over again, all we read on the comments section was "Americans are stupid--we still have Kinder Eggs in the U.K.," and "They didn't recall eggs in the U.K. because our children are smart enough not to eat plastic." You're right. Maybe we, as Americans, didn't teach our children to avoid eating chocolate-coated plastic. That lesson, clearly, went untaught. It must have slipped our minds while we were busy beating your stupid asses in the Revolutionary War! Booya!
STUPID VIDEOS! (Yours)
Turn Your Retarded Videos Into Cash With Cracked.com
If you've got a voice and a camera, you're more than halfway on your way to joining the Cracked payroll. Honestly. That's really all it takes. Seriously, just watch any of the videos we've posted. We're not looking for any Oscars, here, people.
Notable Comment: Jesus Cross-Shitting Christ, what is the matter with you people? It was Christmas fucking Day, and we posted an article giving our readers the chance to make real money. And, the comments section exploded into an angry, pointless fight that, for some reason, was about the merits of finding comedy in pictures of the mentally challenged. Our notable comment for this article comes from bondfiction25, the only commenter who didn't post anything hateful. Bond said, "... so, who else loves kittens? And babies?" We do, Bond. We love them, and we love you.
THE FUTURE IS LATE!
2001 to Timecop: 8 Movie Futures Already Proven Wrong
Years ago, when we first saw Death Race 2000, death racing was literally all we thought and talked about. "It's the future? And there's death racing?!" Really, what more could anyone ask for? Imagine our disappointment when 2000 rolled around and, instead of death racing, nothing fucking happened. Movies like DR2K and the rest of the gems on this list really make us want to travel back in time to make a realistic movie about the future: No flying cars, no death racing of any kind, no RoboCops, just global warming and this stupid fucking Internet. We would travel back in time to warn people about the future but, that's right, we don't have time travel. Fuck you, Timecop.