FaultyNinja
"Damn it Mike! I told you leopard Print panties! LEOPARD PRINT! Now we look ridiculous!"
pdgaert8928
Jim could do nothing but point and stare. He'd never seen what his father did for a living, and now he wished he never had
planB
If you hire a band called 'MeatHammer' to play at your wedding reception, you gotta expect this.
pigscanfly
It's not easy being a GnR/Poisen/KISS/Phantom of the Opera tribute band in one.
jic
The sad thing about their situation was that they really were all gay, but everybody thought that they were just being ironic.
Klopfenstein
Jim, Harald and tony have just realized that they started their 80's hair band 25 years too late.
acrossthesea
after a night full of pelvic thrusts,whisky and stage levitation, no one expected a 10 song encore from Love Pump
MergedLoki
and everyone wondered how Nickelback would keep people attending their shows in 20 years.
IrishTerror
The band broke up the next day. The public ridicule was too great. Who wears a silver mask anymore?
mmpl
Bob stood frozen in horror and nostalgia as the spontaneous pose took him back to his lumberjack days, long forgotten, and the little mishap showing off with the chainsaw.
zbeebs
Thank you everyone, you've been a great crowd! Hannah, we hope you had an amazing Bat Mitzah!!!
MenDAKE
If Michelangelo was alive during the 80s this is the type of "Finger of God" shit he'd have to paint.
bubsfoster
Screenshots from VH1's new Behind The Music documentary titled "When Guitar Heroes Fall."
gatorboymike
What Scott Stapp's fortune teller showed him when he asked her where he'd be in five years.
Goldfish
The band Sexual Deviants was formed after a combination of high LSD intake, severe alcohol dependency, and a really great game of Rock Band.
BigPhillyMan
As the members of KISS got older, the former drug use really began to take its toll.
RhinoDoc
As the years progressed, Whitesnake played smaller and smaller venues and became an embarrassing parody of themselves.
pizzamogul
Paula Abdul made her choice known: Tonight she would sleep with the lead singer.
Wolf Protagonist
Los Angles, 2015. Brittney Spears comeback tour dubbed "A Laugh Riot" by the New York Times. Chris Cocker's YouTube video "Leave Mr. Spears Alone!" is ignored by everyone.
MenDAKE
This new crop of fundamentalist "First Person Chastiser" video games really suck.
Ctrl,Alt,Defeat
Guitar Hero 3 came out with some rather odd unlockable characters. One of them being Chris Moyles in drag
Marcos
Then Joe realized that taking his date to this particular show would not have a happy ending.
starmeeting
"The show must go on," the Masked Bassist thought, "but how?" he wondered as the aroma of funky dragqueen sack made its way to his rather sensitive nose.
pigscanfly
I guess they only have 1 fan, no drummer and a dj booth. It's all part of the show..
starmeeting
"The show must go on..." the Masked Bassist knew. "But how?" He thought as the smell of funky transgendered sack made its way across his especially sensitive nasal passage...
powerdog
"Jodie couldn't make it for the gig. We got her brother to fill in for her... "
NeoRudeboy
After the Baywatch gig dried up and her movie career flopped, all the rock contacts Pamela Anderson had made during her early career had finally paid off
Yabels
Come to American Joe’s Wax Museum in downtown Kiev! We have us all famous America peoples in beautiful Ukrainian wax! You can see popular band like the Motley Crew!
Mioljinr
With the declining ratings of "House of Hair," Dee Snyder resorts to touring again to make money...much to his dismay, all but one die hard Twisted Sister fan left the concert.
Gakus
The revelation of it hit him like a wet fish to the face, and as he stared blankly into the crowd, it dwaned on him. maby his father had been right about his "blatent" homosexuality.
Gakus
They were on their way to the top, and no homophobic neo-nazi was going to tell them otherwise.
Gakus
Glam-rock Band infestation, was commen in clubs at that. it used to be that you could just point and shout to get rid of them. Unfotunately, those days were gone and they were becoming increasingly hard to exterminate.
Jefftbeek
"I thought you said joining your band would get me laid?" "Only if you get that damn smirk off your face."
twenty2
VH1: Where are they now? With just the Wizard of Oz, The Tinman, ScareCrow, and the Cowardly Lion were reduced to playing the underground gay bars of Kansas. Dorothy was never heard of again.
zbeebs
My friend Leslie told me her Dad was in a rock band. She never showed me any pictures though.
yota73190
Ditch those leopard print panties, the wig, and cover yourself in blood and vallah! You're now REALLY hardcore!
DesertEagle
Excuse me. . . sir. Yes you in the front row. Would you mind not pointing? Because, frankly, it's a little rude, that's why.
Ronsonic
Well the telecaster is my favorite guitar for it's powerful tone that still retains the nuance of my playing.
PeaceLoveJulie
the one person in the audience was very pleased that "one homo and two guys" played that night
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