lando
The real tragedy of Megac**k's existence was that with every step he took, he kicked himself in the balls.
pdgaert8928
This is what happens if erections last for more than three hours and you DON'T consult a physician
whyimhot
Yeah, giant dick. Whatever. But seriously- Check out the titties on that dude!!
abend954
Petey the Penis was thrilled when he was chosen to lead the parade. But he had to keep reminding himself not to get too excited or things couldg et messy.
LordJiro
The Viagra Theme Park had some great rides, but the mascots are a little off-putting.
dncr
AP NEWS WIRE: Protesters outside surgeon's office claim malpractice: Large cock: "I wanted a 7 -INCH- penis!" Man with breasts: "I just wanted a haircut..."
acrossthesea
oh i wish i were an oscar mayeer wiener, that is what i truly want to be. cause if i were an oscar mayer wiener, every body would pleasure me.
FaultyNinja
During the Gay Pride Parade Stan thought it would be appropriate to wear the clothes he wore on his wedding day .
kelby
Squirty, the latest addition to the Disney Christmas Parade, loves those backrubs.
brodie
"I've been trying for days to get the top craption, staying up past midnight to get the first one. I thought tonight would be my time to- Oh come on a dick costume?"
gatorboymike
It didn't take long for everyone to agree that Bob needed an intervention for his Enzyte addiction.
IrishTerror
Leroy's children's show was cancelled quickly. Every time the children gave him a hug, he'd throw up.
hbk619
Good for the kids to learn early: Inside every black penis, is a white man begging to come out
mmpl
Mrs. Clinton strongly denies having knowledge of Hasbro following up Darth Tater with a new face-changing toy by the name of Obama White Potato. The Aide who sent you this photo has been fired.
kneightx
And so Jeffrey went out to greet the world. He would soon discover that his bank account had been emptied and his identity trotted around Nigeria like a cheap whore, but for this one glorious moment he basked in the fact that the unsolicited email me
planB
"Look, Billy! It's a goomba from your Mario games. Go give him a hug and Mommy will take your picture."
Gakus
Richard felt nervous. the other members of his family had told him t would be fine, but he couldn't help feeling uneasy. Why were they all staring at him.
PhilMcCracken
Dick Peters, party of four...calling Dick Peters, party of four. Your table is now ready.
big
Oh God, they're still behind me. Okay, okay, just keep smiling and moving forward and, for the love of God, DON'T TRIP!
mrbongonwc
Branson learned one important lesson that day: Never lowball a costumer on a Scooby Doo.
Yabels
"Oh SHIT!" Thought Rich McDicken, momentarily stunned as he realized that he forgot the words to the song he was supposed to sing. He quickly forced a smile as he thought fiercely.
Mr.Harrisonsan
Look kids! It's a genuine Peter the Penis costume! Complete with real ejaculation-like effects!
akiyoshi
Ok Jimmy is here! Now bring the angry pussy and the surprised mouth! Am I forgetting something? Oh the wistling a...
Dire_Ria
Although very well known for its efforts to eliminate racial stereotypes there was at least one for which the NAACP was willing to go to great lengths in order to keep.
porsche
Jose's Halloween costume finally personified what his friends had been saying for years: he was, in fact, a dick.
powerdog
Ted took his Giant Floating Dick out for a walk. That's when he noticed that it hadn't been circumcised. Embarrassed, he took it back to his garage.
mmpl
Tom cruise on his way to making a surprise appearance in celebration of Will Smith having lunch.
kelby
Squirty, the most recent addition to the Disney Christmas Parade, loves his back rubs.
Jackass
Surrounded by gays and latinos, Bill O'Reily suddenly changed into his true form....that of Dicktar, the leader of an alien race of...oh fuck it Bill O'Reily is just a big dick.
nuro
Larry would never forgive his wife for the misunderstanding, and he would never again be able to attend a private eye costume convention.
mrbongonwc
Branson learned one valuable lesson that day: Never lowball a costumer on a Scooby Doo outfit.
MrPants
Jim had always been a really big dick to everyone, but he always had the balls to back up the things he said.
prodigalpanda
As Dorothy entered the Emerald City for the second time in her short life, she wondered at the odd friends she had met on her way this time: "Man-boob the Rotund", "Guy with Cap", and "Shroomballs; the Giant Penis".
prodigalpanda
After minutes of furious squirt-gun battle with three teenagers, a small boy, and an elderly gentleman, Bob walked through the center of the town fair, head held high.
ManualAutomaton
the latest romantic comedy "Dickless in Seattle" didn't go over as well as it's predecessor.
Wembley
I and I don't be understandin' why the tourists be stayin' away from mah hair braidin' stand, mon!
crw33te
Dane Cook makes an apperance as the grand marshal of the Boston St. Patrick Day Parade.
mw27
Sure casual sex poses the threat of STDs and unwanted pregnancy.... but the advice Andrew really needed to know was: You are what you eat.
bigCAT
John smiled with embarrassment when he realized that everyone, in fact, could see his penis.
Aurelio
Ron Jeremy's penis was spotted by the paparazzi, while taking a walk with his family in California.
Dick_Richard
Richard always wondered why the people stared at him when the man with the tits was supposed to be the real attration.
WLTwitch
fat guy: STOP STARING AT ME! I have a glandular problem. I'm a human being just like you! giant cock: Stop it Jack,. You're making a fool of yourself.
englishfreak
Admit it -- this is what you think of when you see Twinky the Kid! Just me? Nevermind...
jgibbsjr
Chubby quickly thought of anything that would delay the sweet release; nuns, really old nuns, his dad, baseball, Larry King....
yettigod2
"shit" "whats wrong honey" "well, i thought this said, "head on, apply directly to the forehead", but it says "hard on, apply directly to the forskin" "babe, don't worry, whats the worst that could happen?"
hello.
"come on kids. you can ride me for free" little did they know. michael jackson was beneath the costume.
kungfuguru
In an instant, Frank was simultaneously surprised and embarrassed. That old saying was true! You are what you eat.
jesuschriss
Studies show that giant cartoon-like penises are the best way to introduced children to sex.
vasrchr
Call him what you want: dick, peckerhead, wiener. The town had enough of Ennis Morecock and escorted him out of town.
Spirit
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, I'm a kinky sex toy! Beat me, bite me, make me bleed. Kinky sex is all I need!
evilbunnyslayer
the parade costume was made to the exact proportions and colors of an actual specimen. however, that guy was black
johnnystorm
Some felt their for the dramatic was a bit over the top, but none could argue the way they moved the crowd.
toastking
When there was the famine in Ireland, Mr Potato needed a new gig. He went the wrong way.
Skerrykerry
"Attention please, Mr.Bobbit, John Wayne Bobbit, please meet your missing party @ the lost and found Booth, John Wayne Bobbit to the lost and found booth please..."
jalex
To be a mexican's penis in the Cinco De Mayo parade...worst job ever. Esecially with El man boobs marching to you left.
jerksquad
After his first go at anal sex you just couldn't get the 'shit eating' grin off his face.
TheDayn
It took 9 months of meticulous work but Tony ensured that it would be the most memorable Veteran's Day parade ever!
Ranger
Geez Dad...he looks just like you when you get into the shower behind me (and Mom is out getting groceries and you want to 'earn' my allowance)! www.NeilsNotes.com
Johnnyboy0358
I'm about to go extinct because of lack of food. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
readhead445
THIS is when you "drop-out-of-college" phase comes back to bite you in the balls. Pun intended.
A-Mac
Paul stared on intensely, eager to see which horse would win a fight to the death and win his affection (read 'man-love').
Vederick
"Y'know, Bob, you could've mentioned the GIANT PENIS before I brought the kids out." "I figured 'the talk' would go better with a visual aid, so sue me!"
DickeMan
You'd smile too if you knew there was a giant vagina waiting for you at the end of the parade!
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