Kutulhu
Billy knew saying 'Holy Fuck' in the playground was wrong...but he was not prepared for the consequences.
stevietallcan
Billy was happy with his new discovery. He was tired of playing with the assholes on the other side of the playground.
Next_Level
The second time God decided to send his son down to Earth, he decided that he should make things a little clearer.
studidthis
The original birth of Superman scene was deemed to graphic for a family movie.
Technohawk
Men, if Hilary Clinton is voted into the WhiteHouse, this is how children will be born in the future. Also 9/11. ~Rudy Giuliani
weevil
Minutes away from rescuing Princess Toadstool, Super Mario warps out of the wrong pipe.
MenDAKE
And so the giant penis of celestial justice ate the pervert and all the kids at the park lived happily ever after. The End.
Jehar
Little did Bob know that the interestingly-designed sidewlk was simply the bait...
Kronikkiller69
lalalala elmo's world You have been tickling Elmo for 12 years now!! Welcome to super Elmo's world. It's Elmo's turn to tickle you!!! lalalala super Elmo's world hahahahahaha
MenDAKE
Having engaged in a former life of unholy, riotous living, Rajiv was not especially surprised about being reincarnated as a blank sperm cell.
Poom
Lil Jon's music video for the song "skeet skeet skeet"; was perceived by everyone as too "out there".
cheeseypeas
After the unpopularity of 2 Girls: 1 Boat, and the shocking disaster than was 1 Boy: 1 Blue Whale, Crazy Asian Film studios begins to wonder exactly who their original fanbase was.
brodie
Viagara: If erection persists for more than 4 hours seek medical attention immediately. But, if it turns red, blue and green, and spits on fully developed children, even better.
ZacDilone
Bill didn't just want to re-live his birth, he wanted to re-live his conception.
Queenoflobster
As one could see him coming from a mile a way, destroying most or all fantasies of surprise encounters with complete strangers, Galactus was a higly unpopular figure amongst dogging aficionados.
Drumfetish
The "John Holmes" ride bombed its opening day at Six Flags. The ride's creators blame the complimentary eye herpes for its failure.
Stretch
He had built a fence around it. He had strapped it down. He had crashed his car into it. Finally, Larry just gave up
yettigod2
The real honest bitch about this situation... when spermy here has to go back in to get his wallet
MIllerofmd
There once was a man named McBribe, Who could fart when-ever he tried, He made bundles of cash, but using his gas, To inflate all the Carnival rides.
Exsos23
'Chronicles of Narnia: the Boy, the Playground, and the Giant Multicolored Penis'
weevil
After his friends were swallowed, Johnny the sperm crawls out to face the aftermath alone.
gatorboymike
Those aliens had picked the wrong fucking guy to anal probe. It was payback time.
Marcos
Neo took the red pill, but he didn't quite expect this to be where the Rabit Hole would lead.
monkey_marshal
Krusty the Clown had the ability to produce new life straight from his penis!
abend954
The real reason the Lilliputans turned on Gulliver was because he was a big 'ol homo and his attempts at butt sex with the Lilliputan men.
Jewfro
Despite America's best attempts at being fucking crazy (see Scientology), the Japanese Cult of the Giant Pink Penis conquers all.
Yabels
This time Han Solo wasn't so lucky trying to escape from this space slug's mouth.
jpfohl
Even after Hollywood "hero'd" him, Patch Adams could only get small jobs designing and constructing playground equipment.
keeks137
What's stranger is that a 20 foot ovum tore ass on out of here as soon as she saw this guy pop out.
md2020
This is not what John expected basic training to be like when he joined the Navy.
md2020
This is not what John thouht basic training would be like when he joined the Navy.
MadameShabbs
The Catholic Church's new approach to promote post martial sex took a turn for the worst. Poor Frankie ,"the unused sperm" ,would have to spend the rest of the day and night on the ground untill he understood.
TChao
After years of enjoying disturbing pornography, Frederick was surprised to find being swallowed by a giant multicolor penis was, in fact, as arousing as it looked.
Stretch
God wakes up with a wicked hangover. "Jesus, what the hell did I do last night?"
naz14
This is what happens when Chinese sex educations movies get translated. It told them that men give birth to children.
naz14
This is what happens when Chinese sex educations movies get translated into other languages. It tells them that men give birth to children.
GeekSexSymbol
Upon reflection, following his peculiar escape plan from the Giant's Castle, Jack counted himself lucky to have exited from door number one.
bringer2t
Men all around the world were free of women's oppression, now that they were able to finally give birth as well; so what if they were, sorta, small-ish.
reservoirdog909
"...and that's how babies are made. Wait, where are you going? No, don't tell Mommy..."
Mikeasus
Johnny was reminded of his time in prison as Superman said "You might as well, you got no choice".
skkflip
It was at this moment, Brad wished he had followed the advice given to him by his guidance counsler.
davidofmk771
Little did Johnny know that he was the second son of god, and was born out of a gigantic thing, as God figured that the "Virgin" Mary want that belivable.
KennyMohamed
The photographer just smiled and shook his head. At least it wasn't him the world was fucking over.
ZenMonkey47
Most students of Greek mythology know the story of Athena's birth from Zeus' head, lesser known is the birth of Raul god of venereal diseases.
jon
To his great disappointment, Billy saw no egg nor found himself inside a female body. Instead, all he saw was a picture of a naked woman.... again.
cababika799
The first successful attempt to genetically modify a man to blend in with his surroundings.
silverhammer522
This is what happens when you have sex with really big shemales and don't wear protection
rolmes
ah saka moto saan.. please ah finish, ah, spit shine bike. i'll be at ah, ramada in cafeteria, eating silva dolla pancake..
articus
That was the last George's pride had him start a gun fight with the biggest guy in the bar!
iangordon
In one of the most astounding Year-Book "Most Likely To" Predictions, John did indeed grow up to become a Giant Clown-Whale Penis Cleaner/Inspector...
JuanDanger
Males now give birth. Downside: Your penis large enough harbor and expel small children. Upside: Your penis large enough harbor and expel small children.
Cypher296
For some odd reason young Billy Tompson took the whole "Born Again Christian" way too seriously, and yes.... his mom did have a blue vag
Ranger
Talked about getting screwed by Big Brother with your pants on! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Andre the Giant takes on the Hobbits...one tiny ass, big footed fucker at a time! www.NeilsNotes.com
maxxxn
... and that's when "Up With People" decided the G.G. Allin tribute wasn't working.
whatsthisfoe
"What do you mean it doesnt look like people emerging from the top of a spray can?"
Ranger
And God showed and said unto Moses...'I cum balding Jews!' (As stated here): http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=4&sku=ENGL-CD00374
HurricaneN0S
A few seconds before John was heard saying, "If I slept with your wife then may a giant penis tackle me!"
j_mullee101
We always new Robert had a rare form of gigantism, but when he started ejaculating people we knew something was wrong.
Mr_K_Twig
If this picture where to team up with that of November 20th, 2007, things might make slightly more sense. But just slightly.
Shatzi
..and this is just one of our attractions at San Francisco's newest and best theme park!
metalupyourass
In the future, sperm is gone. Tiny humans are born directly from their parents.
nalderto
After an exhausting journey, the inflatable penis's sperm had somehow developed into a full grown teenager, much to the relief of Louis, who feared she may have to buy a new towel
boone1887
Fun Fact: the opposite of Phallic is Yonic, and I'm not sure which of those words applies here.
Tiffany
Willy Wonka's cloning machine didn't go over well, as many people thought the clones were made of delicious candy coated snozberries.
worlock93
That's right bitch I'm Superman. Now go get me a fish kebab before I get lex luthor on your ass!
Biafra
What it would be like if men had children instead of women. Swelling and discoloration.
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