hobbithole23
Everyone cheered, when finally our friends from the stars sucked up the last of the h**osexuals.
FaultyNinja
Why are you all staring!? There is a sparkler in my ass! WHY IS NO ONE HELPING!?
hobbithole23
Many fans gather to watch as Elton John blows out the candles on his birthday cake.
mw27
Passer-bys awaited in anticipation at this newly-erected fountain in Florence, Italy, wondering just where the water would spout out.
mmpl
After "embracing radical islam" and "drugdealing" Mrs. Clinton strongly denies all knowledge of Barack Obama having been an acrobat. The aid who sent you this photo has been fired.
senorpablo
Right Said Fred's career never really recovered after this. It appears they were NOT too sexy for a sparkler in the ass.
gatorboymike
Taking a cue from Superman, homosexual superheroes Captain Fellatio and his sidekick Bubble Butt Boy turn back the earth's rotation to stop the book of Leviticus from being written.
skkflip
It was at this moment, Brad wished he had followed the advice given to him by his guidance counsler.
Kutulhu
Why settle for one mostly naked guy doing a handstand above a crowd with a sparkler in his ass when you can have two.
Queenoflobster
Petomane Arty & DoReMi Farty only know one song, but like always around Christmas time their version of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" is the hit, the talk and the smell of the town. Bravo.
Spirit
You see doctor, when I stand on my hands in a black leather thong with a sparkler in my ass, my reflection looks nothing like me...
visijared
No, Earthlings, it is not us, the Assalonions who have a funny accent, it is you!
nchammer326
Americans were given the choice to watch the thong handstanding finals, or the World Cup, and this was the sad result.
leftybigguns
I hope the writers' strike ends soon or else this will become prime-time programming.
Uttermadness
You know how I know you're gay? You are angling your head ever so slighty for a better view
paturdc
Sadly, even in their homecountry of France, Pierre and Claude were considered too gay.
TheDuke1259
After getting cut from Cirque du Soleil, George and Melvin founded the less popular Cirque du So-Gay.
Crater
Crowds of admiring onlookers watch the Superhomo Twins push earth out of asteroid's deadly path.
Goldfish
The lesser known parts of Siegfried and Roy's career is lesser known for a reason.
Jackass
Did they have to wear rhinestoned thongs to perform this trick? No. But these men were in showbusiness!
planB
Karl had been accused of borrowing from his rival's act before, but now he was just getting careless.
DontEatTehFish
Review of Die Hard: Dramatic-yet-catchy-subtitle Pros: Bruce Willis as John McClane has to HOLD DOWN THE WORLD to save it. Cons: The producers promised topless scenes and explosions, but went way over budget buying flowers. The result is shown
Uttermadness
After months of eager anticipation, spectators gasped as Looma the Giant gave birth to not one but two younglings!
Jewfro
Y'know, except for their terrifying techno music and this, Germans are pretty much the same as Americans...
lavenderose
Now when the suicide jumpers go head first off the top of this building and land precisely where the sun dont shine you will have some idea what labour feels like.
skkflip
It was at this moment that Billy realized he should have paid more attention to his guidance counslers advice.
Porkchop
Thomas had been training for the duel for months, but nothing could prepare him for Richard's expertise with an ass-sparkler.
mw27
After the tragic mishaps at last years Anal Pyrotechnics Festival, the performers opted to switch to sparklers, instead of roman candles.
Schultzy
They say "a picture says a thousand words". This one says two.....Damn French!!!
aquajoe
Marianne quickly backed out of the front row when she realized "Those aren't sparklers, they're bottle rockets."
zebdavison
Of course Frank was fired the next day, but no one ever forgot the only employee ever to win "Naked Handstand" at the office Christmas party.
whitetrashninja
the newest constipation remedy from france was only popular among the gay district of san fransisco. from the rest, well... it was merly a spectator sport.
whitetrashninja
the end result of when the logo channel started indorsing cirque de soliel
esox33
Jacque new that he had to hold his fart or loose the only job he ever liked. But the strain was too much....
chicagojosh
Gees, Frank, when you said "let's strip down to our underwear, go outside, and stand on our hands," I didn't realize you meant it literally!
stackismom
A new way to absolutley without any doubt find out if you are gay.The testers shoved up their asses were never wrong!
Ranger
The starter's pistol fired, and everyone applauded as the '2008 Check my ass for Worms Games' commenced! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Notice - to keep the cum in their ass's, homosexual's learn to walk on their hands. www.NeilsNotes.com http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=29&sku=E-CD00250
QueenBoudica
And ya know what will really get us an audition for "America's Got Talent"???? Lets stick Sparkler's in our assholes..Hoff will go ape-shit for our act if we just show that we're willing to go that extra mile!
JoyBeth
"I think she likes you man." "Really, I thought it looked like she was looking at you." "No, she is defiantly checking you out." "I guess so." "Hey, wanna play I spy?" "Sure."
Max
Blue-shirt sunglasses man in the back: (into walkie-talkie) "The distraction is working. Now get the cash quickly or we'll never have our own bake shop."
Ranger
Homo's...thinking they'll better their chances of a successful pregnancy, do handstands to keep the man-spooch in their butts longer! As seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com
thisguyiknow
The crowd of fundamentalists was ecstatic--until they realized they were actually the ones being "left behind..."
comewhatmay
The DA was sure he could have gotten a conviction if only Micheal Jackson's "Magical Van Of Secrets Go Go Go" was admissible as evidence.
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