mmpl
Last craption contest I gave you my heart, but the very next craption contest you, with one swift punch, burst through my rib cage and put it back in, all damaged and all.
acrossthesea
you know christmas is right around the corner when there is a barage of anus posted across cracked
penumbrage
My Spanish is a little rusty, does 'frijoles' mean they're not charging for ass?
acrossthesea
the only two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo CUT AND PASTE
pigscanfly
it seems the girl in the back round didn't realize it was christmas when she arrived at the parade dressed as a ninja turtle.
mrbongonwc
Holy Frijoles Memo #1243: "Tijuana Gay Sensitivity Training Seminar Was A Resounding Failure".
acrossthesea
two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo.
Uttermadness
The San Juan Butt Pirate's season was off to as bad start as Larry once again forgot his uniform.
codespyder
On December 24th, the many layers of the phrase "double trouble" will be unveiled to you, and you'll never look at life the same way again.
henderson
"Just stand perfectly still," remarked Dave, "their sight is based on movement."
Queenoflobster
If sniffs and touch and butts were candy and fudge and nuts, we would all have a Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Gay Christmas. Merry Christmas all
poppacherry
"hmmmm, the guy to my right is okay, but the one on my left? that has "J-LO" ass written all over it!"
RB2
This is what happens when undercover drug agents sample a little too much of the "evidence".
Kimber45
No, no, no! We came here to sing "Feliz Navidad", not "please slob my knob". Idiots!
keredoluck
John wondered, *Maybe I shouldn't have worn the sombrero...maybe it's just a little "out-there".*
HyruleanHyroe
"So, uh, guys...when do I get my fake ass? I mean, we've been out here for hours." "Soon, Steve, soon you shall trade in your fatigues for the glorious plastic anus of Les Shopping Farts."
wetspot
Team "Cheeks" Was looking for their 3rd consecutive win in the Ass Cart races held in Mexico City during Christmas.
Jefftbeek
"I think Becky like me!" "Dude not the time or the place. where the fuck is our ride, People are staring"
Damn1965
"Welcome to Osama Headstart. Please take out your A.K.'s and practice thrusting them in he air..."
crayola5150
"Free holes" indeed. These sex workers take a break from signing autographs at a convention, May 5th.
frankdatank
At the Gay rights walk finally someone noticed Tom wasn't actually wearing assless chaps.
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