OK. Now Saddam, you said you have a memo that refutes what the plaintiff claims?SADDAM:
That is correct, your honor. I have this memo from Ambassador Joe Wilson. He specifically went to Niger, investigated these ridiculous claims of the infidel plaintiff about the yellow cake and found that...WAPNER:
Do you have that memo with you? Can I see it?SADDAM:
Of course. Here it...WAPNER:
Just hand it to Rusty, the bailiff, please.
Rusty takes the memo and hands it to Judge Wapner, who glances over it.
Mr. Bush, have you seen this memo?BUSH:
I was briefed your honor, but I did not read...WAPNER:
That's not what I asked. I asked, have you seen this before
Yes, your honor. It was in a pile of papers on my desk. But there were lots of things in that pile, including another memo entitled, "Bin Laden Determined to Attack in the US" and...WAPNER:
OK. Thank you. So do you have any evidence that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction?BUSH:
Well, he was a bad man. He wasn't in compliance with UN Resolutions for over 12 years and after September 11th, we...WAPNER
Let me ask this again: Do you have any evidence that he had weapons of mass destruction?
Evidence? Like what?WAPNER
Like a receipt. Do you have a receipt showing that he bought those weapons?BUSH:
A receipt? I am a war President. The world is safer because of the decisions...WAPNER (annoyed):
Just answer the question, please. WAPNER (turns to SADDAM):
Saddam, the plaintiff is also alleging that you were a nuisance, picked on your neighbors, threw loud parties and a few other things. For instance, you buried yourself in a hole in the ground but didn't have a permit to do so on the property. Is that correct?