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Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...

Entry by Paka

Entry 17
by Paka

Entry by anakedjew

Entry 16
by anakedjew

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, sirwillifer. You win money.

Entry 1
by sirwillifer

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