17 Obnoxious Terms, Translated
Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across.
![17 Obnoxious Terms, Translated](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/7/6/3/224763.jpg?v=1)
Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...
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![Twintern A JOB SURFING THE INTERNET BUT YOU DON'T GET PAIED AND YOU AREN'T AT HOME CRACKEDGOM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/3/223393.jpg?v=1)
![PROMOTED TWEETS LET'S CALL IT ADVERTISEMENTS](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/7/9/223379.jpg?v=1)
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