Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...

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clicktivism: The belief that sitting at your computer all day will change the world. CRACKED CON

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WARDROBING Need a hot dress for prom or a date? Are you a little short on cash? If you buy, wear it and return it you're Wardrobing. According to St

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So you'd like to be an engineer? A civil engineer? A mechanical engineer? Or perhaps a sanitation engineer?

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