5 Insane Supervillain Schemes by Real Governments 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals 4 Lame Jokes You Start Telling as Soon as You Become a Dad

The 45 Most Badass Lines Ever Uttered in Real Life

Ever been in a situation where you were left speechless, only to think of something awesome to say way after the point? These guys didn't have that problem. We asked you to bring us the best one-liners history has to offer and gave $200 to the winner ...


by Karl Smallwood


by sirwillifer


by Zapp Rowsdower


by mkad


by sirwillifer


by gicusudoru


by AuntieMeme


by Dutch Rudder


by hotrod2001


by krakenkraked


by Bruce_Wayne


by marcia78


by JesusRodz


by anakedjew


by DoctorNemesis


by ChevySpoons

  • Random

Recommended For Your Pleasure

To turn on reply notifications, click here


Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!