The 45 Most Badass Lines Ever Uttered in Real Life

Ever been in a situation where you were left speechless, only to think of something awesome to say way after the point? These guys didn't have that problem. We asked you to bring us the best one-liners history has to offer and gave $200 to the winner ...

#45.


by Karl Smallwood

#44.


by sirwillifer

#43.


by Zapp Rowsdower

#42.


by mkad

#41.


by sirwillifer

#40.


by gicusudoru

#39.


by AuntieMeme

#38.


by Dutch Rudder

#37.


by hotrod2001

#36.


by krakenkraked

#35.


by Bruce_Wayne

#34.


by marcia78

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