Ever been in a situation where you were left speechless, only to think of something awesome to say way after the point? These guys didn't have that problem. We asked you to bring us the best one-liners history has to offer and gave $200 to the winner …

The fact is, we’ve all suffered from the curse of the ‘wit of the staircase’--when we’d only thought of the perfect, scathing one liner with which to skewer our nemeses on the way out the door.  I guess that’s why we're not famous nation leading dynamos (as far as you know!). These men and women from the hallowed hall’s of history may have had their problems, but they did not lack for eloquence or timing.

They also didn’t lack for quick thinking people to remember and document their witty one liners and repartes.

So, join us if you will (and why wouldn’t you?) for a jaunt down the lane of some of the most epic one liners in history…

Entry by hotrod2001

Ladies and gentlemen, ! don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. - Exce

Entry by marcia78

CRACKEDCON Once I knew the depth where hope no was, and darkness lay the face of all Then on things. love Helen came and set my soul free. Keller

Entry by Lunachick71

CRACKEDC COM A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Entry by mand*

Sf you would not be forgotten, as S001 as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or Do things worth the writin. Benjamin rankli

Entry by sureal

Retreat? Hell, just got here! we -US Marine Captain Lloyd Williams when advised to withdraw by a French officer near ucy-le-Bocage, 1 June 1918 BATT

Entry by RandomSam

Vae, puto deus fio! CI think I'm becoming a god!) -The dying wOrdS of Emperor Vespasian

Entry by Arrr0wmanc3r

Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction. -Major General Oliver P. Smith CRACKED COM

Entry by luvthecubs


Entry by KyraSoze

THE L GRoW Germa They've got us U.S ARMY surrounded again, Worid TH EEKLY HWAGARINE THIRD ARMOREDS those poor bastards.' CreightonAbrams CRACKED COM

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