14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form
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#14 GoldLeader
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#13 JacqueLinton
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#12 Scarin
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#11 isaaccracked
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#10 Miles DuBonnet
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#9 Roland223
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#8 Unept
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#7 MinorShan
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#6 PosCuicuiri
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#5 RMThompson
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#4 JacqueLinton
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#3 donjeremias
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#2 aerodynamite
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#1 maluba
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for #1 the half cat should have been on the >5 XD
Reply14 and 9 are confusing but genius. I also like 12, 10, 6, and 5. 7 was just weird. 4 was my favorite.
ReplyI agree, 14 and 9 took some time but were pretty insightful and amusing
God, I'm terrible at reading graphs...
ReplyAh yes, I remember this one...probably the best photoplasty ever.
Replynumber 12 is hilarious until you realize that the trend also leaks over to roomates...you don't even have to be dating the girl, you're planning s**t around HER schedule because your roommate's hoping to at least not end up in the dog house, and things get depressing when your roommate is your main bro who you rely on for adventures and general fuck-shit-uppery...
Reply#10 should have been a scatter plot, not a straight-line graph. Even if claiming to have a lot of sex generally tends to correlate with having little, there will still be exceptions to the rule. (Ie. Me being perfectly honest about being a virgin.)
ReplyAbout #1, what's with the half-cat?
ReplyWell, you know, sometimes you get in a weird mood and just...
Kitten?
#9 was my favorite. Hehe ether...
ReplyAlmost all the charts were good, but No. 7 is a total masterpiece. Dark, sick and brilliant.
ReplySome of these, like 1, 5, and 6 were pretty funny, but uh
ReplySome of them, namely 14, 12, 11, and 4, were pretty bad! It's uh
Kinda distracting when you're implying all women have sex for money!
Assuming you were referring to #4 (the others did not seem to imply that at ALL) they were not saying ALL women have sex for money, so much as that more expensive things TEND to correlate with getting laid, which is pretty much the default assumption in society, and it does not necessarily rely on the assumption that they are having sex FOR money either. (It could be interpreted as implying that women are impressed by a guy's wealth instead, for example.)
Excellent point. There are rich women to consider, too.
You know this was made by nerds when:
Replya) The frequency-of-sex charts don't include a "nail and bail" option.
b) You start getting cats after just two relationships.
I don't know why, but that half a cat made me lol pretty hard. Also, the shower thing is very true. I've had successful shower sex once. It's damn hard to stay standing.
ReplyI don't really get the whole, "once you date a girl, you can't date her friends" thing though. I dated a guy for 8 months, and a few weeks after we broke up, one of my friends jumped his bones and he totally went for it. I really didn't care. He was being extraordinarily pissy about the breakup and he finally shut up when he got laid, so that's a win-win in my book. Now it's over a year later and we're still good friends.
I agree about the shower sex. It's the perfect place for some fondling and kissing, sure, but water just doesn't work as lube. I've had successful sex in the shower a few times, but most of the times I just give up and blow him instead (which is also difficult, since it kills my already s****y knees).
Anyway, #1 was hilarious, but a lot of the charts were just "meh".
I would say that friends who think that, need to have a talk or they weren't really good friends at all. If it was a mutual breakup, and it wasn't just him cheating on you or whatever, then it's fine! You two just weren't compatible! (An example)
Some guy I liked told a friend of mine I was playing the role of "the frump fish faced girl who was clearly in to him." Ever since I found out, I've been avoiding men completely.
ReplyMaybe if you shaved your beard?
Maybe you should just avoid that guy, & other jerks of his ilk. I bet there's a guy out there right now who thinks you're peachy keen.
I think the duvet distribution could go either way. I'm a 5'5'' female who shares a queen bed with a 6'4'' male. He rolls himself up burrito-style in a KING SIZED QUILT. I was tired of being left with nothing, so we have been using separate blankets for over a year now with great results.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI get this too, I was tired of having my share of the blankets forcibly removed only to find them all shoved at the bottom of his side of the bed. I have my own set now, and sometimes after he's shoved his blankets off, he tries to steal mine.
I used to sleep with a human burrito too, & that is what worked for us.
I want to officially incorporate human burrito into my vocabulary now.
I am the human burrito in our marriage. Hubby calls it the Window Shade though because I can't seem to turn over without grabbing the blanket. According to my mom, Dad does the same thing. Must be genetic.
I'm the burrito for us. Hubby calls me the Window Shade because I grab the blanket when I turn over (even in deep REM sleep). According to mom, Dad does it too. Must be genetic.
Am I the only one who googled "Duvet Distribution" thinking it was a math joke?
ReplyThis is what comes of reading too much xkcd. And not having a f***ing clue that anything on top of a bed might be called something other than a "blanket".
I don't know why, but seeing "Family Game Night" at the intersection of "After Dark" and "Not Recently Defecated" made me rofl continuously.
ReplyI assumed girls took the covers...? Who knows, I'm probably wrong.
ReplyAlso, # 9 confused me.
I totally take the covers. I think women just complain about it more loudly.
Yeah these took way too much work to read.
ReplyWell I now know what "pinterest" is and I have to see, I only have to pee.
ReplyHave to say... ha. Man, that was stupid.
#6 (shower sex) - all too true
#5 (sex after having kids) was pretty damn funny too
For #1 should you drink the booze or give it to the cats?
ReplyEither way, the heart ache will soon be forgotten.