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  • Real Name: Ashe
  • Location: Lexington, KY
  • Member Since: August 18th, 2010 05:11 pm
  • Last Seen: November 6th, 2016 11:13 am
  • Personal tag line: I'll burn this dictionary
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About anjldust

M. Asher Cantrell is the pen name of M. Asher Cantrell because he doesn't understand how pseudonyms work.

Ashe was born in Nashville, TN and received a B.A. in English/Writing from Middle Tennessee State University. He now lives near Lexington, KY with his wife and a bunch of cats.

You can contact him by e-mailing or, if you're lucky and within about a 100 yard radius, you can try shouting his name loudly.


My first book, The Book of Word Records, is out now!

Read more of my stuff at Mental Floss...

...and Film School Rejects...








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