6 Video Game Glitches Scarier Than Anything Done on Purpose

In this case it's endlessly bleeding while giving you occasional side-eyes, like you're the weirdo. Since the game doesn't register these husk people as "alive," they can't be killed. Attacking them is like trying to fight one of those wacky inflatable tube men inside the Matrix.

These "soulless players" are encountered in all sorts of unusual situations that make you wonder what could have possibly been happening before they disconnected. In the above example you can probably come up with some sort of combat scenario, or maybe a ritualistic murder/suicide gone wrong. But what was this guy doing standing in a field with no pants and a fire extinguisher?

There are few horrors that lurk in the deep places where man has not yet trod that can rival what happens when you play a game made by Bethesda. We've begun to suspect that either their developers are adding these nightmares intentionally or their office is haunted by the ghost of a shitty programmer. So it should come as no great surprise that characters in Skyrim will occasionally swim through the air.

It looks odd, but the characters otherwise act the same. You can still talk to them, get quests from them, or bash their head in with a giant ax and steal their shoes. But under the right circumstances it goes from a silly, trivial little glitch to skin-crawling horror. And here those circumstances are!

A creepy woman glowing with a ghostly light swims through the air toward you in the dead of night, stops, swivels, and somberly intones, "The Gods know what you've done." She then continues her air-swim to a house where she disappears at the door, drawing absolutely no reaction from the man nearby. If that was your first time seeing something like that in the game, would your first thought be, "Weird glitch," or, "No, I- I destroyed all the evidence! They can't possibly know about that summer in Louisiana ... can they?!"

At first, the keeper's surreal proportions are genuinely terrifying ...

But the game soon turns from horror to nightmarish farce, as the gigantic keepers are clearly ill-equipped to deal with this mortal game. It's like asking regular humans to play soccer with a marble. Attempting to score on the Goalie of the Underworld may cause him to trip over his own shoelaces and flop around like a beached dolphin.

Newer versions of the game fixed the glitch, and by "fixed" we mean "perfected its ability to cause night terrors in innocent gamers who just wanted to virtually nudge a ball about." FIFA 15 will now occasionally spawn a colossal goalie with no head or arms. Watch as the un-goalie makes a diving save with its torso, then scuttles after the ball on feet that look like a crab mated with a human and created a child with the strengths of neither.

The poor patient takes a scalpel to the eye, starts firing blood, and then teaches that girl from The Exorcist to bring her A-game next time. We're not developers ourselves, but we're pretty sure the Necronomicon is not a programming codex. And just when you think you can't take anymore, the patient's eyes pop completely out of his head, continuing to bleed and silently accuse you the whole time, of course.

The Mafia series is basically a cross between Grand Theft Auto and The Godfather. You explore a city in the 1940s, drive old-timey cars, and whack any goons that need a good whack-job. We're pretty sure that's accurate slang. Why, in true Goodfellas tradition, you even make time for your sweet ol' ma.

Gamers who own a MacBook can also get in on the action. Mafia II remains exactly the same ... except for the part where your beloved mother transforms into a terrifying demon mannequin.

That's either a texture glitch or some serious foreshadowing for the big twist in the game where the main character finds out his mom is a living shadow wearing a human skin-suit. The hero is wise not to mention this sudden transformation -- if you just act normal, maybe she won't rend your flesh and use your blood to season the manicotti.

Did you catch that? For a split second sweet ol' ma was back, but the evil spirit immediately reclaimed dominion over its host. It's like your mother's trying to fight the demon from the inside, but she can manage only to flicker in and out of existence, banging in vain on the door of her own soul.

Our best guess as to what happened here is that the mother's face was accidentally swapped with the texture for your own leather jacket, which means at some point you may be strolling around town wearing your own mother's disembodied face stretched across your back.

Play as Franklin in Grand Theft Auto V, then walk in and out of the same door repeatedly. You will spawn a new Aunt Denise every time. Abuse your makeshift transmographier enough and you'll flood the streets with dozens of Denises, drastically devaluing aunts everywhere and overrunning the world with sass.

Though instant cloning has some troubling moral and ethical implications, it's nothing compared to what's swimming through the skies.

The sharks of GTA V have been known to swim out of the water and into the air, where they will absolutely make a meal out of your ass.

Their prehistoric brains either can't comprehend or simply don't give a shit about the laws of physics they're breaking, so most of them just keep swimming forever. For the sorry few that momentarily realize the gravity of their situation, death comes swiftly and tragically.

In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas you can find a photographer near a river. She'll take a picture or two, then casually stroll into the water and drown.

If you leave and come back, a new photographer will have taken the old one's place. Character after character goes to the waterfront, takes their last photo, then plunges into the abyss. You can't stop them -- impeding their death march only delays the inevitable.

The games feature more random suicides than The Happening. Usually they occur when you're traveling really fast and the game attempts to populate the world as you go, resulting in innocent people spawning on top of a bridge or a building, with no recourse but to walk right off.

While it's caused by simple glitches, there's perhaps something oddly appropriate about suicide rates being so much higher in a world where cloning is rampant, life means little, and motherfucking sharks patrol the skies.

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