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Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’
‘Well, or I could go back’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Was ‘Sixteen Candles’ Racist? Gedde Watanabe Didn’t Think So At The Time
‘I didn’t think it was stereotypical or racist. Isn’t that weird?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are The Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast
‘Proceeds from tonight’s show are going toward CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up’
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- By Matt Solomon
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33 Trivia Tidbits About Music History
Belt out these facts like nobody’s watchin’
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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16 Times Jerry, George, Kramer or Elaine Killed Someone on ‘Seinfeld’
‘Manya died!’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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20 Movies That Would Be Ruined If Their Endings Were Extended
‘Thelma & Louise’ ended at the perfect triumphant moment
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- By Amanda Mannen
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For the Second Time in 10 Months, Frank Reynolds’ Anti-Diddling Song from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Is Amazingly Relevant
Drake lifted his latest diss track in his beef with Kendrick Lamar from a certain child beauty pageant
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Are the Real-World Versions of Ned Flanders’ Leftorium
Flanders’ dream is now a reality — in fact, it was a reality even before his dream
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Did Christopher Nolan Rip Off Dana Carvey’s Post-’SNL’ Bomb?
Before ‘Memento’ there was ‘Clean Slate’
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- By JM McNab
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15 Out-of-Context Jokes and Quotes From ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do
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- By Jesse
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‘Simpsons’ Conspiracy Theorists Believe That Matt Groening Is Ex-CIA
Because the U.S. intelligence community is such a breeding ground for cartoonists
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- By JM McNab
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Five Abandoned Comedy Landmarks
Inject a little humor into your summer travel plans
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- By Brian VanHooker
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An Early ‘South Park’ Video Game Was Recycled as an Olsen Twins Game
‘Oh my god, you killed Mary-Kate and/or Ashley!’
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- By JM McNab
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4 Divisive Political Quotes That Actually Aimed to Bridge Divisions
Remember ‘deplorables’? That speech actually asked you to empathize with Trump supporters
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- By Ryan Menezes
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41 Awful Knockoffs and Reboots We Wish Would Have Been Caught and Killed by a Scheming CEO
These embarrassments should have been ‘Coyote vs. Acme’d
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- By Jesse
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22 of the Wildest Things Seen by Camp Counselors
‘The bus ran him over’
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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29 Trivia Tidbits Hiding in Plain Sight
On screen or IRL, keep your eyes peeled!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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33 Unbelievable Stats That’ll Make You Wish You’d Paid More Attention in Math Class
Hey, math class. Thanks for leaving out all the fun stats!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 6, 2024
Knead these facts deep into your brain batter
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- By Jesse
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J. Peterman Jumps to Jerry Seinfeld’s Defense After Anti-Woke Tirade
John O’Hurley agreed with Seinfeld’s take that wokeness killed comedy, says that silliness has been replaced by ‘mocking and sarcasm’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jon Stewart Tells Anti-Woke Comedians to ‘Shut the F*** Up’
Stewart complains: ‘I’m just so tired of it’
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- By Matt Solomon
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It’s Still Too Soon for Tom Brady to Make 9/11 Jokes
Brady shut down bits about his old boss, but he had no problem dropping bombs about a national tragedy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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