I'm Ian Fortey and I am funny. I write 5 days a week on HolyTaco.com. Read it if you like, it's pretty great.
Maybe you'd like to see my rarely updated braindroppings:
About me: I can eat 6 pieces of toast in a row. In a row. I will probably talk to you if you talk to me. You should say something whimsical, though. Or vastly inappropriate.