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  • Real Name: Ian Fortey
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2007 09:17 pm
  • Last Seen: May 27th, 2015 06:42 am
  • Personal tag line: I like pie
  • Message board posts

About Fortey

I'm Ian Fortey and I am funny. I write 5 days a week on Read it if you like, it's pretty great.

Maybe you'd like to see my rarely updated braindroppings:

About me: I can eat 6 pieces of toast in a row. In a row. I will probably talk to you if you talk to me. You should say something whimsical, though. Or vastly inappropriate.




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