Fortey

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  • Real Name: Ian Fortey
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2007
  • Last Seen: October 19th, 2014 9:48 am
  • Personal tag line: I like pie
  • Message board posts: 2,632

About Fortey

I'm Ian Fortey and I am funny. I write 5 days a week on HolyTaco.com. Read it if you like, it's pretty great.


Maybe you'd like to see my rarely updated braindroppings:

twitter.com/IanFortey
twitter.com/holytaco

About me: I can eat 6 pieces of toast in a row. In a row. I will probably talk to you if you talk to me. You should say something whimsical, though. Or vastly inappropriate.

Articles

8 Awesome Cases of Internet Vigilantism

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The 8 Most Horrifying Body Modifications

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The 10 Worst Places to Get Caught Having Sex

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The 5 Most Overrated Jobs Of All-Time

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6 Saints Who Could Kick Your Ass

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The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex

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The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

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The 10 Most Bizarre Military Experiments

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The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals

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Columns

4 Ways Honey Boo Boo Redeemed Reality TV

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5 Ways the Modern World Is Killing Nostalgia

| 549,797 views

Videos

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