Fortey

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  • Real Name: Ian Fortey
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2007 09:17 pm
  • Last Seen: December 11th, 2014 11:30 am
  • Personal tag line: I like pie
  • Message board posts: 2,634

About Fortey

I'm Ian Fortey and I am funny. I write 5 days a week on HolyTaco.com. Read it if you like, it's pretty great.


Maybe you'd like to see my rarely updated braindroppings:

twitter.com/IanFortey
twitter.com/holytaco

About me: I can eat 6 pieces of toast in a row. In a row. I will probably talk to you if you talk to me. You should say something whimsical, though. Or vastly inappropriate.

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