In honor of the 25th anniversary of the sequel which some people saw to the world's most popular comedic tribute to child endangerment, you can book a night at the Plaza and Live Like Kevin! Kevin's the kid from Home Alone, in case you forgot.
What awesome hijinks await you starting at only $895? Well, you get a one-of-a-kind Home Alone backpack. By "one-of-a-kind" we mean "a bland navy blue backpack for anyone who decides to drop nearly a grand on this shit." Also, you get an ice cream sundae right in your room, just like Kevin did! What an unbelievably exclusive experience! And, oh man, all five Home Alone movies on DVD. That's right, the Plaza went balls to the wall and managed to find two movies you never knew existed and may have only come into existence after the destruction of a cursed Blockbuster, plus one you maybe sort of heard about and the two Macaulay Culkin starred in.
To round out your experience, there's a '90s-themed menu at the hotel's restaurant. Man, remember how different food was in the '90s? Everything was made of hypercolor and tubes or whatever? Radical, dude! The menu includes upscale versions of SpaghettiOs and Hot Pockets -- which are called "Todd Pockets," either because of Chef Todd English making them or because he stores them in his pockets. There are also Funyuns with truffle aioli, because of fucking course there are, and Sunny Delight which may or may not be mixed with Zima.
If you want to spend a little extra, there's a four-hour limo tour of New York you can go on to visit all the fun spots Kevin went to, like the abandoned loft, a toy store that doesn't exist anymore, and the rafters of Carnegie Hall. Maybe you'll also meet a special pigeon lady, who's to say? Rest assured, your personal "Flytographer" drone photographer will be there to capture all the great memories for you and your kids (and not to rain hellfire down upon you if you stray from the tour).