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  • Real Name: Caoimhe Über Alles
  • Location: Dublin, Bogland.
  • Member Since: July 6th, 2011 06:10 am
  • Last Seen: February 1st, 2014 01:23 pm
  • Personal tag line: Bumblebee expert, Porn Star, Astronaut, Jedi, Julius Caesar, Pathological liar.
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About CaoimheÜberAlles

I am a time traveller from the year 1968 and while trying to find a new drug have somehow ended up in these strange times. I don't know how things work and don't understand your lolcats or your memes. Are they a form of secret communication? What is this "LOL" you always talk about? And why is my face on a book? On the plus side, there are more drugs now, but the music is terrible so I don't enjoy taking them. There are much more whimsical adventures to be had, but the police actually seem to care about people misbehaving. Hopefully some day I will be able to return to my own time, to warn others of the grave dangers to come.


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