This devilishly handsome mumble-puppet might just be television history's most unreliable narrator.
It turns out that some of the lessons Captain Planet taught are about as useful as telling people to wipe their butts with recycled uranium fuel rods.
These five classic films won the public's hearts on the strength of their openings, and we've kind of chosen to politely forget all the mediocrity in the second reel.
We're not saying that we should forgive all these people. Just that even the blind squirrel gets the nut sometimes, you know?
We spoke to Hana, an instructor who has braved Cthulhu's living room countless times and lived to tell the tale.
We spoke to six different victims of domestic abuse -- male and female -- and found out that lots of these cases don't look like the plots of Lifetime movies.
Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes.
Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.
Thanks to these films' editors for saving us a lot of head scratching.
It turns out some commonly accepted no-talent hacks flip the script and turn out to not just be good at music but really amazing at it.
Put your politics aside for the length of this column.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto...
Sometimes the Internet still manages to catch us off our guard.
Just consider us the Labor Day Santa Claus. Or something.
What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.
Hey, anyone seen Hotornot.com?
Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.
We aren't saying weird habits will make you successful. But, hey, never hurts to try right?
We're all assholes. Everyone is. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Here's why.