Sci-Fi Stories for Badassed Men
Men! Fellows! This holiday season, Man Comics is giving you the gift of intergalactic action! Science tales of punching! Violence tales of science! Ladies and wimps, why are you still reading!? Man Comics has nothing for you!
Seanbaby's articles are the reason I got started reading the crap here on Cracked. Thank you, Seanbaby...thank you.
ReplyWhy isn't Popsicle Pete running for President?
ReplyHe's not a psychopath, he's a malevolent entity sent by the Elder Gods. There's a difference.
Because it's not a position of power.
Yes, fapped
Reply:D :D :D my chest hair got chest hair :D
ReplyMy chest hair just braided itself into AWESOME DREADLOCKS!
Nghh..I can feel myself...becoming...so f*****g AWESOME!
ReplyIs there anything a space punch can't solve? SPACE PUNCH! (Squeeorggh..)
ReplyPUNCHMASTER HAS ALREADY LOOKED. IT IS TIME FOR PUNCHMASTER TO PUNCH!!!!.
Porkchop.
ReplyPorkmop.
Yes, Sorry for North Dakota
Replyseanbaby is the best thing on cracked
ReplySubmit your posts for the harvest.
ReplyADD THE HUSK OF YOUR FEAR TO OUR FLESH HARVEST!!!
I'm going to find a way to work in the "gravy eating" thing in conversation with my wife tomorrow. This article almost certainly endorses that.
ReplyAsk your wife, "Did you lose a gravy-eating fight, or is that s**t ketchup running down your legs?"
Seanbaby always wins.
ReplyWho dislikes this? Nazi's, that's who.
SO QUICKLY IT UNDERSTANDS.
I have no wish to stand before the council.
ReplyBy the rushing fluids of Poontor, I think the Zaxxon lady is hot. I'd feed her my gravy for every meal.
Replyyeah she's super hot.
I fear she becomes dehydrated from her tears. What to do?
Wait, I know.
Oh come on, the lady ain't that bad. At least she's free from Dr. Prostate-Cancer Brain.
ReplyOh man, this is probably the best one yet. The "ha"s got me every time.
ReplyOh joyous day! Another chapter in the Book of Pete! My religious tome is building! Soon we shall conclude the Mass of Ending and all shall perish in puddles of their own fear!
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAltman be praised?
ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-TOAD!
SAVE THE BAGS.
WITH RED DOTS.
EACH ONE IS A REAL HUMAN SOUL!
...so where do I sign up for becoming an astronaut?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesToo late for that. NASA shut down the space program.
However, there are openings for Cosmic Dangernauts. You just must possess complete disregard for the Prime Directive.
I will disregard the s**t out of that Prime Directive!
What is the prime directive?
SO good! Thank you!
ReplyOh, I disagree, Seanbaby. Man Comics has something for me. His name is Rance Handsome.
ReplyCareful, your electric and water bills will skyrocket with all the panties you're having to wash so often.