Man Comics Special: Half the Man, Twice the Drunk.
No, your Cracked is not broken: It's Man Comics, by Brockway! It all began when Seanbaby and Robert got into a drunken fistfight three nights ago over which was the superior Voltron (Seanbaby rightly insisted it was the Lion Voltron, while Robert stupidly argued for Vehicle Voltron). Long story short: Brockway lost so badly that he ended up having to do Seanbaby's job for a week while Seanbaby, in turn, defiles Robert's most prized creation - his Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventure series. Enjoy the suffering of a broken man, monsters!
Check out Seanbaby's Brockway's Choose Your Drug Fueled Misadventure.
You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook or you can burn him in effigy to show your anger at seeing "Man Comics" and not getting Seanbaby. There's a really good effigy of him in Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead! Buy it!
I have no idea what the f**k I just read, but it was awesome.
ReplyNothing is funnier than this.
ReplyMe no entiende ingles
Replyporque dijistes "me" pues?
Nice Language. Do you tongue-punch your mother's vagina with that mouth? Because I DO!!
ReplyI love. So hard. So long.
Leave the classic comics to the professional.
Reply"Just go to the docks anytime after midnight and ask for Pitbull*
Reply*DO NOT look Pitbull in the eyes"
Oh god, that had me cracking up
quick! you're locked in a room with brockway and seanbaby...who do you "allow" first??? (hint: it's ALWAYS your mom!)
Replyand, popsicle pete FTW!
In this instance, FTW stands for "Fuck The World."
I definitely liked Brockways more than Seanbabys. But still, this swap thing just didn't do it for me on either end...even though both of them were friggin great.
ReplyThe ending was pretty hilarious.
ReplyMy neck and spine!
ReplyHighly enjoyable.
ReplyThe article wasn't too good, but the popsicle pete thing was spot-on
ReplyI dunno, Seanbaby really has a knack for this sort of thing. He creates characters and s**t that already exist in panel form.
ReplyBrockway seems to be reaching and not really coming up with much. Sorry but this is kinda sad.
I'd sort of agree at first, but it gets better as it goes along and the ending is great.
Awesome. But I want more dick, and whiskey. Oh and more Dick Whiskey
Replyim sorry i dont think i can read this. it doesnt contain any punch master.
ReplyKIT INCLUDES: COCAINE!...THAT's IT!
ReplyYOU'LL FIGURE OUT THE REST!
It had Popsicle Pete in it, therefor I enjoyed it.
ReplyOMG! Brockway rules! haven't laughed so hard in ages!
ReplySym wa nup tgi fru vrrrrrrg trij bh. Nea kliv iuta Seanbaby ftg bufy hragd. Sij trata? Gj udaf $1 sortc cun tema jrl! Dju-dju-djuuu!
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