Seanbaby's Brockway's Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure
This week, fellow Cracked.com columnist Brockway has agreed to swap his best-known satirical creation with mine. For comedy writers, this is a lot like giving each other's women breast exams: awesome and medically revealing. Can Brockway's testicles withstand the man-pounding action of my Man Comics? Can my brain withstand the psychological trap door of his Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventures? Will our stupider readers be helplessly confused and send us the wrong death threats? Let's find out:
Check out Brockway's Seanbaby's Man Comics.
This is priceless.
ReplyI'm drunk and literally pulled my dick out to this story and started running one out before abruptly realizing that this isn't porn.
Replyloved pg.8 lol
ReplyI reread this periodically. Still full of awesome.
ReplySounds like a salvia trip I may or may not have had.
Replygreat, now I have to throw my soul out. It's all used up now.
ReplySeanbaby YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND.
ReplyThis whole thing is brilliant, but the best part has got to be the implication that Hacksaw Jim Duggan's every thought and only thought is "U.S.A."
ReplyDamn, fell into the time portal, at least I'll be dead in an hour...maybe, depending if time still moves me as I move it.
ReplyI've come back to this four times now and every time I get to the dinosaurs exploding bit, it sends chills down my spine. The sheer amount of explosive awesomeness is almost supernatural.
ReplyNow, that's what I call a "book"!
ReplyIf Seanbaby told me that he was going to f**k me I'd resist just so I could get beat to death and ass-raped by a man-god.
Replyf**k yes, Seanbaby, keep doing what you're doing. If you need someone to use as a punching bag and to carry your s**t, I will gladly apply for the job.
Holy f**k! It's like awesome jerked off on a page and this is the result. I grew ginormous balls just reading this - and I'm a girl.
ReplyRawr?
Ginormous lady balls! I'm goin to enjoy your unconscious body even if it means I have to paddle hilariously overseas to Thailand. That's where you from? Right?
s soon as he grabbed the robot's claw, my media player started playing this really f**king awesome rock song, as if waiting for me to read that to play it.
Replythis was awesome, beyond compare.
f**k to the yes
ReplyI love you Seanbaby! Hilarious!
ReplyBy the way, I want that "What is in this s**t? OH MY GOD, THIS T-SHIRT RULES." book cover as a t-shirt!
For many years, I have thought that going out ala Major T.J. "king" Kong style would be the most epic way to die. I now see.... there was room for improvement.
Replyso...f**king....epic
ReplyHow'd I get to page 8?
Replygaydar?
I'm just sayin'. I want to masturbate on the author's face. But I'm a chick...so that's ok.
ReplyHigh five