Cracked Columnists
  1. Dancing With The Children of Men!
    By: Gladstone
    9,827 views
  2. Haitian Weather Reports Are Unhelpful, Baffling And Awesome: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    1,952 views
  3. Angelina Jolie Has Diabetes and is Going to Sleep With Me, and Other Proof That God is Dead
    By: Michael Swaim
    2,055 views
  4. It's Just A Stupid Baby
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    15,540 views
  5. Dr. Pepper, Axl Rose and a Completely Unrelated Video: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    2,459 views
  6. Are These Visions of Things As They Will Be, Or Things As They Might Be?
    By: Michael Swaim
    7,009 views
  7. In The End, The Slogan "Free Tibet" Barely Won Out Over "OH SHIIIT, I'M ON FIIIRE!"
    By: Michael Swaim
    10,564 views
  8. How To Stay A Virgin For The Rest Of Your Life: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    16,839 views
  9. Boondock Saints 2: Bad Idea or Terrible Idea?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    32,556 views
  10. Smashing Pumpkins Sues Instead Of Holding Its Breath Until It Turns Blue
    By: Gladstone
    5,924 views
  11. Fuck Iraq - Carson, California Is The REAL War Zone: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    4,059 views
  12. Dodging Sniper Fire Is The New Not Having Sexual Relations With That Woman
    By: Michael Swaim
    6,062 views
  13. Hammacher Schlemmer Makes Dreams Come True: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    3,377 views
  14. Should Cracked boycott the Beijing Olympics?
    By: Chris Bucholz
    4,589 views
  15. Cracked Teaches You How To Win The Radiohead Video Contest
    By: Gladstone
    3,276 views