John Wilkes Tooth
A disgruntled tooth sets out to assassinate the Uvula during a production of Our American Tongue's In.
Clamtony and CleoRatra
A clam and a rat are in love. We could do jokes about the clam giving the rat pearls, because "clams". The rat is diseased. They kill themselves at slightly different times in slightly different ways, but we can maybe do a musical number so kids don't shit themselves about it.