The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)

Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

JonBenet Ramsey brother to sue CBS for defamation

Source: Newsweek

Fatal police shooting in Charlotte North Carolina

Source: ABC News

Disney pulls Maui costume after complaints about racism

Source: CNN

Obama vetoes 9 11 bill that would allow lawsuits of Saudi Arabia

Source: CNN

Five people killed at Washington mall

Source: Boston Globe, CNN

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