The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)

Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

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Source: CNN, TMZ

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Source: CNN, The Washington Post

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Source: Newsweek

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Source: Popular Mechanics

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Source: ARS Technica

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Source: ABC News

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Source: The Washington Post

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Source: The Daily Dot, DMR

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Source: The Verge, The Verge, Fortune

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Source: CNN

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Source: CNN

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Source: ABC News, MPR News

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Source: Boston Globe, CNN

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