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How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]

Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.

Previously Scott has taught us How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories and How to Tell a Scary Story.

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