How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC] and How to Spot a Bad Guy in a Movie.
Oh god, that punchline had me rolling with laughter! A+
ReplyThis one was funny. I find myself liking these comics more and more. I used to think they were stupid, but I think I just didn't have the tone of the strip right. Now that I have that down these are enjoyable.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWould you mind toning it down just a little bit there, Sparky?
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This one was actually pretty funny. Liked it.
ReplyThis one is my favorite to-date! Def good for a few chuckles. Keep it up :)
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"And I'll thank you not to interrupt me with your outdated, racist assumptions."
ReplyLmfao.
I also found that particular line amusing.
This one was actually okay. I'd rather have an article, personally, but it is growing on me.
ReplyThis comic is ok I guess but would some variety kill you? I kinda miss daisy owl and even wouldn't be mad at the sight of white ninja (even though that comic was pretty stupid)
ReplyWell, there haven't been any new Daisy Owls for the last 4 months, so I don't think that Cracked really has the ability to add new ones.
Lol, nice. I guess haters gonna hate though.
ReplyI hate these comics, I have read probably 50 comics and the only conclusion I can draw from reading them is this. The author tries to seem intelligent and say witty/sarcastic comments as an attempt at humor. I don't know why Crack wastes money and time with this s**t. There are many comics that are actually funny compared to this, such as SMBC or Cyanide and Happiness. Come on Crack, if you are gonna post comics at least post funny ones. These wouldn't be funny even if you were stoned.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliescome on cracked...why are'nt you providing webcomics suited solely to my specific tastes?
I don't know why Crack posts unfunny comics. However, the comics Cracked posts are quite good generally, especially Basic Instructions
You DO realize that people have different tastes, right? I, for one, think Basic instructions is way better than SMBC.
I think this one was one of my favorites.
ReplyIn spite of what many say, I like this comic. And this one especially was pretty good.
ReplyWhy isn't Robin Williams in this comic anymore?
ReplyI don't know, I think the story could get pretty creepy from where he left off, with a single survivor, bound by a sense of duty, burying his friends before laying himself to rest... I'm overthinking it.
ReplyI only read this comic to talk about how bad I think it is. Because I can do better. While I won't prove it, if I tried, Cracked would totally publish all of my stuff instead of his.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesAnd then we'd get to read thousands of comments about how godawful your humor is instead.
HAHAHA Colonel!! So true. I love the beginning of that last sentence, "While I won't prove it.."
Uh, guys...I think Abaddonalpha was being sarcastic.
.....just sayin.
NOBODY IS SAYING THEY COULD DO BETTER. THEY ARE SAYING THAT HE IS NOT GOOD. f**k THAT ARGUMENT PISSES ME OFF.
Abaddonalpha said that he could do better...
ManWithOpinions can't get his facts straight
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No mperce had me pegged. I was being sarcastic. Maybe I could do better ... but I doubt it. If I could, I'd be a writer instead of a commenter.
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Replywtf was that lol
ReplyThis sucks on so many levels.
ReplyDoes the main character have to be such a know-it-all a*****e ALL THE TIME?