How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win and How to Spot a Bad Guy in a Movie.
oh man this one had me lmao too f**king long
ReplyI lost a good amount of respect for this otherwise decent comic when I realized it was cut-and-paste art. Normally this would be acceptable for something so simple, but the parallels with Tim Buckley make my blood boil.
ReplyYou must be shunned for mentioning the forbidden one.
SHUNNED!
SHUNNED I SAY
You're attacking copy/paste artists, and you go after Tim Buckley instead of Ryan North?
::chortle, snort:: human poop camel... damn you, too funny.
ReplyWorth it just for the "poop camel" analogy.
ReplyTell me Basic Instructions, how can I fix health problems retained from reading these articles.
ReplyYou can't poop because you're too defeatist, sir.
"What's brown and sounds like a bell?
ReplyDung." -Monty Python
I usually find these comic strips kind of amusing, but this one was really funny.
ReplyI still think that's Derek Vinyard.
Replygetting much better.
ReplyUsually these are pretty "meh" with a few mental chuckles, but the third panel got me. I guess I'm a sucker for poop.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesAhh...jokes that is...of course...poop jokes.
Nice save.
Oh god... POOP EATER!!1 Waaaaahh!!!
more like poop sucker
I normally like these comics, but I found this one a bit sub-par. Maybe I'm just not too keen on poop jokes.
Replysame.
phh, you just dont understand the complex world of shit.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Replylmao!
ReplyIsn't this how Obama Care will work?
ReplyI certainly hope so. I could use some reassurance when it comes to pooping. I think the nation could.
I love how the main argument is that these are "too wordy." You know that all the Cracked articles contain hundreds of words, right? You're on the Internet where everything is largely text-based.
ReplyStfu.
this comment was so more funny than the comic, like, serussly
tl;dr
100% sure the bald guy is a Macf*g. Which is the main reason why these all suck.
ReplyI'm sure his wife appreciates that.
oh! ooh! wow! call is good! goood callll! lol, he's wife appreciates the main reason why these all suck! fcuk you buddy!!11!
Even though I don't find these funny very often (Not trying to hate on the authors, it simply isn't my kind of humor.) I still enjoy them as a good time waster.
Replyf**k you mang
Nice.
ReplyI dont get the hating on these. i like the dry sarcasm. quit b***hing about the free content your getting, its easy to ignore
Replyman up vagina fart
i think the problem is that there's too much speech...most of the panels would be funny if they finished one line earlier...
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