How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win and provided A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild.
Your wife's feet in panel 2 look crazy.
Replyfinally, a comic which is consistantly funny on cracked!
Replyf**kING SPAMBOTS!!!!
ReplyAnd so, after hyperspeed's emotional words, the spam bots took a long look at themselves. They decided they were of no use anymore and never seen on Cracked again.
Thank you hyperspeed! You saved the net for us all.
And from those words, a new world emerged. One where spam bots no longer infiltrated the dark corners of the internet. And just like that, the internet was just a little bit brighter.
The change was subtle, at first. Most people didn't notice much after the spambots left. But those who did would tell you the attitude was just a little bit more positive. The forms filled with just a little bit less annoyance, and by extension, the posters. More helpful people started posting more often, and those with negative things to say said just a little bit less. But, the internet had reached a tipping point, and inertia would soon land it to where it needed to be.
The glory of the internet 15 years from now is without parallel, and many historians credit this comment, and the subsequent leaving of all spam bots, as the event that started it all. God bless you, sir.
And who am I, you may ask? Well, mind your own business, that's who I am.
ugh... was "boycotting" these, and i clicked it by accident...
Replyit gave a chuckle, but it's still not worth 3 articles on the front page every week!
If you accidentally click something, click the back button. Don't read and/or comment on it. Nobody cares that you hate it.
I love this comic
Replys**t
Replyholy s**t they're sitting now!! sweet lord!
ReplyI was amused.
Replya leading worldwide w holesaler company (or ucan say organization). w w w . Yahcc . u s We supply more than 100 thousand high-quality merchandise and famous brand name products all at wholesale prices.
ReplyCool story brobot
I was bored until the end
Replythat was funny
that's called a punchline, my good man.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ReplyAside from SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
ReplyLA Confidential, when was he a villain?
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
Surrogates SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
The General's Daughter SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
24 (not a movie, but still) SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
That episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where he started out as the kindly alien Prime Minister SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
RKO 281 (not really a surprise though) SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
probably others. Looking through his filmography, he's more often-than-not the "rude politician" rather than the unsuspecting bad guy.
meh...
ReplyGood pig.
ReplyEveryone should know by now that the bad guy is always the rich white guy. Always.
Replywhat about batman?
the jaywalkers he makes crap their pants with fear probably think he's a bad guy
Grr. I decided a while ago to not read Cracked anymore. Strangely enough, this was around the time that dear Mr. Meyers stopped posting comics on his own goddamn site and started posting them here exclusively. I'm on to you guys!
Replyyet, here you are
A lot of people don't like these, I do though, keep up the sorta funny sometimes work.
ReplyImage of bald guy are the exact same in first and last frame
ReplyThey re-use images.
*GASP*
I enjoyed it.
ReplyHaters gunna hate.
Lovers gonna love
I don't even want
None of the above
...You could have at least done a haiku...
Your comics suck you used the same exact image of the bald fat guy in the first and final frames. I dont care if its your "thing" its not funny you c**k
ReplyIt isn't funny because he re-used a frame? *confused face*
You can only have people do so many things in a comic. Otherwise they look f**king spastic.
Especially if they're SITTING DOWN.