A Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the Wild [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
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The comments about how unfunny these comics are are soooo funny
ReplyI come to these comics to laugh at the comments about how unfunny these comics are. Mad people who complain over nonsense are hilarious. *giggles*
ReplyEh.. actually felt inclined to post how dull this was.
ReplyI laughed, 'sexy, sexy, sex.' That is funny. (and for the record, I think the more you complain, the less likely they are going to remove the comics. I think the editors at cracked enjoy the irony or whatever it is they find amusing about random individuals commenting on their utter disdain of the comic, along with spam. Which isn't ham, more like a meat mix product in a can, do they still make spam? Wait, what was I talking about?)
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI had SPAM for the first time the other day. It was like salt juice with ham flavoring. Like the first, less delicious incarnation of Bacon Salt.
Shit. Cracked may be run by hipsters.
Spam is shoulder pork and ham (hence, SPAM), and it is delicious.
"Creatures that emit alarming sounds or are brightly colored...should be avoided."
ReplyAbsolute genius. No its not funny, it's frigging hilarious. Love it.
Not funny at all.
ReplyThese are never funny. Cracked should stop posting them.
ReplyNEVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!
you should stop commenting on them.
once again....not funny...
ReplyIf Cody wrote comics, they would consistently be funnier than this waste of bandwidth.
Replywhenever you troll,the communists win
If Cody wrote comics, they would consistently be funnier than this waste of bandwidth.
ReplyNever funny or clever.I kept giving it a chance, because I'll pretty much read any comic, but now I've decided(much like everyone else who goes to a humor site for humor) to complain until it goes away.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesDitto.
Yeah, coz that works. You could of course... STOP READING IT (What is this concept?! shock horror etc.)
Obviously, some of us like these comics.
Just because you and some others think these aren't funny doesn't mean no one finds them funny. Obviously people are still reading these so Cracked keeps posting them. Your complaints do nothing but make you look like one of the wild douchebags the comic is teaching us how to repel.
bah! last one (the shoes) was great, but this one sank back down to where they were, before...
Replyyeh, I dont find these comics that funny, but only because of the lack of humor. My suggestion is to put humor in them, then they would be funnier.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies^Funnier than the actual comic.
^^Not funny in any way shape or form.
There's this funny thing called subjectivity, you might want to look it up.
v this arrow is pointing down MAN IM WACKY
I got I nice little laugh out of it it's all I needed to like it
ReplyHow is this funny?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI read every one you post, and it's just not.
It isn't.
I genuinely....despise....this...s**t......
It hurts to live when I read it. It's not funny. You don't learn anything from it. There are no hidden morals. It's pointless.
It leaves questions like; Why did I waste my time? Why does this exist? What am I doing with my life? Maybe this comic is designed for fat people? Why did I just ask that? Why am I still typing? Why does it hurt so much to look at these?
You are miserable. Miserly miserly miserable.
Miserably?
I have to agree with Tek.
When I read your post, I got questions. Why are you still reading it. If you look to the top left of your page, you will see a button with an arrow pointing left. Click it and it will make the bad comic go away.
This Lupin dude speaketh the truth.
These comics suck ass, Cracked. Please, please stop posting them. For the children.
ReplyIt's fo de kids!
DIDNT I TELL THE PAIR OF YOU TO f**k OFF AND NOT POST ANYTHING ELSE LAST WEEK? READ THE COMMENTS YOU c**tS AND f**k OFF AND DONT POST ANYTHING ELSE. EVER.
Reply Hide All See All 13 RepliesSounds like someone's on the rag.
Someone got sand in their vagina?
HA HA f*gGATS THAT MEANS YOU LUV THESE GUYS SUCK s**t WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE EXPOSED FOR THE ASS LICKING f*gGATS U R LIVE ON NATIONAL INTERNET? MAN THAT IS FUNNIER THAN THESE COMICS CRACKED SHOULD PAY ME FOR INSULTING U JUST LIKE YOUR MUM DID LAST NIGHT WHEN I JACKED OFF OVER HER TITS THAT BREASTFED U MAYBE THATS WHY U LIKE THE TASTE OF c*m OH WOW CRACKED ANOTHER ZINGER U OWE ME BIG NOW
Wouldn't the internet be classified as more "international" than "national"? I could swear that, at the very least, Canada and the UK has the internet, too.
Stop typing in caps, it makes you look desperate to get your ridiculous point across.
MY CAPS LOCKS IS LOUUUUUD!!!!! RAWR!!!
HEY f*gGATS GESS WAT DONT TRY AND COPY ME AND TO KristovK21 GESS WAT f*gGAT U THINK U R AS COOL AS ME BUT GESS WAT PUNCTUATION IS FOR f*gGATS AND PPL WHO LIKE THIS COMIC AND AS FOR THE REST OF YOU f*gGATS burninghail OK WELL U R A GENIUS SO I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT ACTUALLY ITS "NATIONAL" f*gGAT AND I ONLY USED PUNCTUATION TO PROVE THAT U R ONE AND ALSO EscherZimmerman I SHAT IN UR MOMS MOUTH WHILE UR DAD SUCKED ME OFF SO I THINK IM ENTITLED TO USE CAPS ITS A FREE INTERNETS WHY R U f*gGATS ALLWAYS SUCH CRITICS?
hehhe i love the Doranator, hey Doranator, let me have it!!
I umm....like this comic..and..err..you suck your own knob.
This is gonna be awesome.
DICK DICK c**k f**k b***h FUCH YOUR MOM b***h DICK f**k s**t f**k c**k s**t b***h f**k s**t c**k s**t f**k f**k DICK DICK!!!1!!11! (seizure)
caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Even with cruise control you still have to steer.
Im actively looking at Basic Instructions for Doranator comments now. He's so retarded it's funny.
i would suggest avoiding the beach, so as not to absorb sand with your black hole-like vagina
i get the joke. it was mildly amusing.
ReplyGenerally when one creates a comic he/she needs to learn two things:
Reply1) to write a proper plot/story/joke/punchline
2) to draw at least adequately
The person behind this one hasn't learned either.
on point 2 ... not so much. Personally, I love xkcd and Doghouse Diaries.
I have never even once chuckled at one of these comics. They are so bad. It's like this comic tries to translate sass/sarcasm into written form, which is impossible, and then it's not like sassy, sarcastic humor is very good to begin with
Replysassy, sassy sass