Why Bumblebee Can't Always Transform Around Megan Fox
Arguably the most unrealistic part of the Transformers movies is that Shia LaBeouf manages to score with Megan Fox. How would it really go down if you tried to impress an amazingly hot girl with your sentient robot? Mike Jacobsen shows us...
Mike Jacobsen is a comics artist from Australia. You can find more of his hilarious work over at SeeMikeDraw.
For more dick jokes about Transformers, check out The 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises. Or find out why Megan Fox is the Poor Man's Version of Angelina Jolie.
I was sick of people believing that Megan Fox is sex on legs three years ago. They're still doing it? Jesus.
ReplyAnd maybe this comic wouldn't have been so bad if Cracked had given it a title that didn't ruin the punchline before you even got to the page, but that doesn't excuse the general awfulness of it. When I clicked on this page, I new I was signing up to read about a Transformer's erection (it wouldn't be the first time, I've seen the fanfiction), but out of all the ways to handle Bumblebee's boner, they chose the stupidest and most boring one.
It was mostly ok.
ReplyWhy was it so obvious? And Megan Fox is not boner-inducing
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesYou're kidding right?
please oh god tell me your jokeing
It's difficult (to avoid the pun) to wanna f**k a living Barbie. She has had so many plastic surgeries that she cannot get anymore, the hospitals don't allow it.
dude, i am so sorry
Predictable/10.
ReplyI saw that boner joke coming even before I clicked the link.
ReplyThis is Cracked, EVERYTHING comes down to a boner joke.
RingoBingo, if he has better stuff on his site then he should post it instead of this crap. Might be a better representation of his work. Also, given that I'm 30 years old, your comment about teen angst makes you look like a presumptuous jackass. Probably something you're used to.
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ReplyI would, but it seems Bumblebee has been humping your comment.
Go die in a fire, you spamming bastard.
That was so funny I forgot to laugh! Wait... no, it just wasn't funny.
ReplyThey stated the punchline in the title.
ReplyI knew it would be a boner joke, but just stating it that plainly? It's not very funny.
ReplyI wonder why they specifically mentioned this guy was from Australia? Seriously, much as it bothers me to be nice to the country, a lot of Australian stuff is way better than this.
ReplyChicoboy: Thank you. Finally, someone gets it.
ha, people.
ReplyWow, so much teen angst in here. Did you all come straight from a Good Charlotte concert? After Mommy picked you up?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThis guy has far better stuff on his website. You angry little people should check it out before you continue with your misery-laden shit-flinging.
Have a wonderful day.
Half the people here are like 40. And it's called nerdrage, not teen angst.
Yeah, but... misery-laden shit-flinging... That's an awesome insult, and I'm proud to have received it.
Angst - 1. A feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one about the human condition or the state of the world in general.
Thought that might help you out in the future, Ringo.
Why does somebody ALWAYS "find it funny that one of the ads" has something to do with what the article is about? It's called Google AdSense people. The ads follow key words around the internet like gum on shoe.
ReplyCracked, do I need to find comics for you? It's like you don't even try.
ReplyI also saw the punchline as soon as I read the headline, but I can't write a better one myself.
ReplyJorn's punchline was funnier. Goddamn it, that cartoon was lame.
ReplyAlternate punchline:
Reply"Sorry, I was working my crankshaft"
Cuz he's a car, get it?
a dur hur hur
Meh Mike, meh.
ReplyI saw that coming before I even clicked the link.
ReplyWeak.