Megan Fox
In a recent interview, Megan Fox lashed out at the media for comparing her to Angelina Jolie. This is like a five dollar box of wine freaking out because someone tried to store it in a wine cellar. Take it from a former poor man's version, Ms. Fox...
From the mouths of babes: Megan Fox, in her own words
"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." -GQ, October 2008
"I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard." - Esquire Magazine, June 2009
"Look, are you aware of who 'FHM' magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie...it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine! I'm only 21 and she's like...ancient! I'm much hotter than her." - Screamed at a fan who mistook her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver, May 2008
We're kidding of course. She's got nice boobs and we can't wait to see what they look like in IMAX.
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I just don't find Megan Fox that attractive. I can't say what it is about her face but it seems... unearthly. Not that I look down on guys who do find her attractive; that's all subjective anyways.
ReplyI will say the video of Michael Bay eating cereal was surprisingly awesome. He may be killing movies as an art form, but that man knows how to set a mood.
Angelina is so much hotter than megan hound.
ReplyIf you consider only looks, their difference is that Megan Fox is hot, but Angelina Jolie is beautiful.
ReplyThere was a time when Angelina was kind of hot to me but that time has passed. Megan Fox is, IMO, a consistently smokin' hottie that, unfortunately, puts herself in bad situations, mostly because she doesn't think before she talks. AJ is undoubtedly the better actress, at least for now. If Fox can get someone to coach her on to speak publicly and put more effort into her almost non-existent acting talents, then she'll be just fine.
Replyf**k yall, Fox is uber hot! Jolie does s**t for me.
ReplyThat means you're gay.
Well JustinKunt, you may remember that Jolie inspired all those duck-face pics.
Can we give Jolie points off for being too thin?
ReplyI think I enjoyed the comments as mush as, if not more than the actual article.
Replyman, I don't know. Megan Fox is hot, I guess, but she's hot in a really boring way. You can find loads of girls on college campus who look more or less like her, minus the whole Hollywood makeup thing. That plus her lack of acting chops and basic class make me wonder why the hell people are always drooling over her. I never even had the urge to masturbate to her once, and I'm a colossal pervert.
ReplyOne other thing. Megan Fox has said that she will never show us her her boobs while A.J. has shown us several time. And lets face it, we only watch her in hopes she'll break her promise.
ReplyI'm sure Megan Fox is a hard worker. I'm sure she's of average intelligence. But dammit woman! You can't act! You're like the female version of David Caruso! But without the awesome hook!
ReplyWhy am I yelling everything?!?
Yes, the cereal movie rocked. But I was promised explosions! Explosions, dammit!
ReplyIm not big on Megan Fox, but dammit she looks MUCH better than Angelina Jolie. A.J. is HIGHLY overrated
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesBrian Austin Green? Is that you?
Miss Aniston, please stop it, It is just unbecoming.
Fox is hotter but Jolie may be the better human being, which basically counts for nothing since I'll meet neither.
can't wait for the sequel:lunch!
ReplyI find Megan Fox so repugnant, I can barely stand to look at her, but I've never quite been sure why. Part of it may be that in an interview she once mentioned that she had a habit of taking huge dumps and then forgetting to flush the toilet. That, combined with the above fart quote and having sex with Brian Austin Green is enough to turn anyone off to her.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIt's her small eyes. They make her look dumb and unbreedable.
And the toe thumbs.
Plus she has that toe-thum thing going on.
Celebrities, prostitutes - you know I love 'em.
ReplyMeh... I'd take Megan Fox. She's probably less disease-ridden than Jolie.
ReplyNot likely. Angelina is smart enough to go to the doctor's for her rash. Megan just talks about it on Entertainment Tonight.
Nice boobs? Please, they look like B's.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI wasn't a very good student, so I prefer C's, D's, etc.
You must be 14 if you confuse size with quality.
Agreed with sopwith
Its a joke idiot. You must be 14 to not have picked up on that.
Im sure all three of u havent seen tits in years. me on the other hand...DDs only
I resent the fact that Angelina Jolie is constantly compared to this...trash. Megan Fox is overrated idiot who has absolutely no talent, she should thank her lucky stars that the surgeon was good enough to make her vaguely resemble Jolie.
ReplyMegan Fox...meh
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesSo, in effect, Mehgan Fox?
Darclaus11, that was awesome.
Agreed Darclaus made me guffaw the drink out of my face
man they're both beautiful but man i love Megan fox she f*****g "SEXY" ..... man what i would do
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThere are hotter women than Megan Fox.
Angelina Jolie, for example.
You just aren't over her are you Billy Bob?