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20 Features the Next iPhone Should Totally Have

By CRACKED Readers July 24, 2008 195,555 views
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The iPhone 3G is so 24 seconds ago. It's time to start thinking about the future and the next generation of iPhone. What kind of amazing features will it have? Or more importantly, what features will people be bitching about it not having?

We asked you to figure that out, (we're incredibly lazy, you see), and decided to give $50 to our favorite.

That winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

#20.


by Sputnik


#19.


by damnluckydog


#18.


by TechnoCupcake


#17.


by damnluckydog


#16.


by jazbeck


#15.


by jerewhit


#14.


by ninja


#13.


by TheFurlinator


#12.


by itjstagame


#11.


by eliotschreiner


#10.


by chemo


#9.


by benbolin


#8.


by codespyder


#7.


by drekafluga


#6.


by eliotschreiner


#5.


by blemm


#4.


by joscott


#3.


by Jaxen


#2.



by bunker6


And the winner is...


by jazbeck


Congrats, Jazbeck. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

If Websites Had Warning Labels.

We've all had regrettable (or downright scarring) experiences online. Wouldn't it be nice if there could have been a label in plain sight to warn us away? Which sites do you think need them? What would they say?

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at 20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.




#2 should've taken the prize...

7/1/2009 6:42:10 AM
harry_ceaward

9 and 15 were the best (space laser and attack bees)

6/25/2009 9:25:19 PM
marathon30596

@ urbancowgirl: it turns s**t to gold

6/8/2009 10:57:05 PM
thezoul

What about see through clothing scan

3/28/2009 7:12:07 PM
cockmaster

16 isn't jailbait...

2/14/2009 9:35:30 PM
captain_north

can some please explain number 5 what the f**k man its weird as all hell

2/11/2009 10:17:46 AM
urbancowgirl

#5 must mean you have to s**t gold before you can buy and iphone! lmao number 1... hmmm thats odd

12/31/2008 7:42:44 PM
tan-man

well cracked, it looks like u got ur wish cuz according to u, #18 has happened. Yet u list it @ #1. interesting.....

11/27/2008 9:51:42 PM
sallysmanager

fa golden cok wadbesyooooo

11/14/2008 11:58:35 AM
4615

17 would be the most useful anyway.

10/22/2008 12:32:16 AM
truejedi

Some of these really suck.

17, 3, 19 and 13 (obviously) were the best.

7/31/2008 10:50:02 AM
d4v3m4n

#8 clearly was the best one if you read all the little things that go with it

7/29/2008 9:36:19 PM
CaptainAwesome

nice list.. i'd personally put "wingman" at the top of my list.. oh the awkward mornings that app would save....

7/29/2008 12:06:48 PM
Revolutionary

#17, #13 and #9 are the best.

p.s., what the f**k is up with the invader zim avatar? are you seven, retarrded or a pedophile?

7/29/2008 10:49:15 AM
willyhassertt

what the hell man, #12 was the same as #20, except 20 was a BTTF reference....
dude, do i even have to explain the correction to the list?

7/28/2008 9:21:09 PM
Lolmao

Funniest were the "end call, end person" option and the sarcasm meter.

7/28/2008 10:05:33 AM
RDE72787

I'm really disappointed in the some of the choices they judged. Some really weren't that funny, other ones I saw on the forum that didn't make it on the list were a lot more original. Just my opinion.

7/27/2008 2:09:32 PM
w4c3y

i must protest for the lack of tricorder references (some scan functions came close).
unfortunately, i suck at photoshop, but i thought that at least someone will get the obvious star trek related ideas :))

7/27/2008 10:06:15 AM
hellblade

There were some great pieces there, however i don't think 1, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 14 deserved their positions.

7/27/2008 6:25:00 AM
MichaelFurlong

#20 is supposed to be the flux capaciter(sp?) from Back to the Future. and the guy went back in time because there is a dinosaur behind him.

7/25/2008 7:01:53 PM
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