20 Features the Next iPhone Should Totally Have

Some of these really suck.

17, 3, 19 and 13 (obviously) were the best.

#8 clearly was the best one if you read all the little things that go with it

nice list.. i'd personally put "wingman" at the top of my list.. oh the awkward mornings that app would save....

#17, #13 and #9 are the best.

p.s., what the fuck is up with the invader zim avatar? are you seven, retarrded or a pedophile?

what the hell man, #12 was the same as #20, except 20 was a BTTF reference....
dude, do i even have to explain the correction to the list?

Funniest were the "end call, end person" option and the sarcasm meter.

I'm really disappointed in the some of the choices they judged. Some really weren't that funny, other ones I saw on the forum that didn't make it on the list were a lot more original. Just my opinion.

i must protest for the lack of tricorder references (some scan functions came close).
unfortunately, i suck at photoshop, but i thought that at least someone will get the obvious star trek related ideas :))

There were some great pieces there, however i don't think 1, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 14 deserved their positions.

#20 is supposed to be the flux capaciter(sp?) from Back to the Future. and the guy went back in time because there is a dinosaur behind him.

I don't get #20.

Obefiend, think Terminator and the guy made of mercury (or something similar)

Obefiend, it's a self repairing iphone

can someone explain #2 for me.. explosion? huh?

God put hair on your balls for a reason. And that itchy soreness you get after shaving them is just his way of punishing you for undoing all of that hard work to put hair on your balls.

Drekafluga, i see it as the sarcasm detector is still running, so I read the whole statement as being sarcastic. The detector should say complete, and possibly have the correct spelling. Since the Firefox spellchecker showed me that dectector was wrong and should be spelled detector.

Yup. My vote would be Stevesteam™ as well. Ert þú annars íslensk? =)

If the iPhone was flux capacitor compatible, would it run on plutonium, garbage, or steam? My proposal is that we use all the steam that Steve Jobs is blowing out his ass to promote the iPhone.

Sobored, no. There is no remaining sarcasm. That's what's funny about it. To justify the current bar status I'd say that the it continues to load to verify what has already been detected. *sigh*

I'd pay good money for 18..
and also 20.