We Describe Pornography (While You Masturbate)
CRACKED.com contributor Michael Swaim wanted nothing more than to host a little pornography on his video log. But when he asked for our permission, we said something like, "Hell no. We're all good Christians, here, and if any of our still-alive grandparents saw such filth on CRACKED, they'd literally die." So he settled on describing the pornography instead.
Swaim you crack(ed) me up pun intended. I only made it half way you owe me another minute of me time
ReplyUsing state of the art csi technological shit, I zoomed in on your eye and watched what you just watched by its reflection. I commend you on your accurate description.
ReplyAw! You're so cute when you describe... porn.
ReplyI get the feeling Swiam did something after this.
ReplyOh Swaim. I love you.
ReplyCan you get Debra Messing to describe porn with Swaim in it instead? I think everyone wins that way.
ReplyThat was so hot, I gotof that like 3 times
ReplyThat was so hot, I got off to that like three times.
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