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CRACKED.com contributor Michael Swaim wanted nothing more than to host a little pornography on his video log. But when he asked for our permission, we said something like, "Hell no. We're all good Christians, here, and if any of our still-alive grandparents saw such filth on CRACKED, they'd literally die." So he settled on describing the pornography instead. |
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The Covenant's got nothing on Otto.
Does that lab coat come in a C-Cup?
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
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