MichaelSwaim San Diego, California
- Real Name:
- MichaelSwaim
- Member Since:
- October 12, 2007
About Me
I write here sometimes. Also make videos. I also do that one (the videos one) at my own site, Those Aren't Muskets! (www.thosearentmuskets.com). I also do a lot of other stuff, but it's not as directly applicable to the Internet, and I feel like that's what you're probably most interested in. I often shave.
6 Real Bible Verses We're Hoping God Gives Us A Pass On (Ft. Michael Swaim) (VIDEO)
Michael Swaim returns to Cracked's YouTube channel to look at some Bible verses that really should have been cut.
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- By Michael Swaim, Winston Rowntree
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7 Emails That Prove Space Travel Will Suck in the Future
We narrowly averted disaster this time. I've asked my support crew to look into the matter and issue me some reports on the incident.
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- By Michael Swaim
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The Drunken Wisdom of Harry Potter
Because if LOTR taught us anything, it's that wizards in chemically altered states have all the answers.
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- By Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson
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21 Easter Eggs Hidden in 'Welcome Back, Potter'
They say there's no surer way to ruin a joke than by explaining it. Luckily, I'm terrible at what I do and a complete rebel that no one wants to step to.
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- By Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, Cracked Writers
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Why 'Harry Potter' Is Based on a Terrible Decision
What if, instead of going to Hogwarts and fighting Voldemort, Harry took his magic and his dumbest friend and hightailed it to America?
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- By Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, Cracked Writers
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If Harry Potter Was More Realistic: An Alternate Timeline
What if an 11-year-old Harry Potter had told Hagrid and Dumbledore they could piss right off with all that wizarding B.S.?
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- By Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, Cracked Writers
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Agents of Cracked Series Finale: Live Chat!
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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Live Chat with Dan & Michael - Archive
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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6 Characters Who Show Up in Every Zombie Movie
If we've learned anything, it's that humans are only capable of six psychological reactions to a scourge of the undead. And here they are.
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- By Michael Swaim
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