We Describe Pornography (While You Masturbate)

CRACKED.com contributor Michael Swaim wanted nothing more than to host a little pornography on his video log. But when he asked for our permission, we said something like, "Hell no. We're all good Christians, here, and if any of our still-alive grandparents saw such filth on CRACKED, they'd literally die." So he settled on describing the pornography instead.

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