Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.
The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.
So you can help? You can send me back to stop this?
We're pretty sure the CIA gets all its equipment from Acme Corporation.
Seriously, tell us we're not overthinking these.
Whenever someone mentions porn star, a very specific picture pops in our minds. Too bad these images in our head are often ridiculously off the mark.
Reality is always so much more shameful.
Science finally has some real answers.
Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
First thing they teach you in acting school: Have a weird quirk. Second thing they teach is how to make a banging latte.
It's pretty safe to say that after years of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and countless CBS crime procedurals, most people with a pretty steady diet of TV and movies think they're pretty good armchair psychologists.
It's pretty safe to say that after years of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and countless CBS crime proc...
While you're busy trying to snap the perfect selfie, you're missing out on the cool little secrets lurking everywhere.
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
You guys wanna go get hammered and gingerly take steps into adulthood tonight?
Time to forget all about 2016.
In our dreams, Harry Potter exists in seven books and eight movies. And don't even talk to us about that play.
Work is only good for giving you money to give to us.