Danny's motive makes more sense than the Overlook Hotel's, which boils down to 'we're bored, let's screw with this guy to pass the time.'
Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.
There's less sex than we thought, but way more sex toys.
If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.
We always knew procrastination was good for you. We were just waiting for the right moment to tell you.
Pretty much more shots of Jason Biggs' butt while he defiles all the pies.
Thanks to a fungus that's slowly been spreading around the world's banana crops, America's most popular fruit is heading for extinction.
Hanging out at conventions can be a fun. But there are a few dark drawbacks to these gatherings. Every rose has its thorns. Every mutant team has its Jubilee.
We could've had Wu-Tang in a Marvel flick. Someone really dropped the ball.
Selective amnesia: A plot-convenient movie trope that appears more often than you think.
If a python can catch and eat an alligator, you better believe you're on its menu too.
We tend to think of the class system as money thing.
For years now, people who preach the exact same brand of hate as Trump (sometimes worse) have been winning elections and gaining power at an alarming rate all over Europe and other parts of the world.
Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.
George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.
Saruman's death, depressingly, doesn't involve wizard duels or dragon fights.
At least James Cameron never released the eight hour director's cut.
Some of these places have IMDB resumes would-be actors would kill for.
Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!
