Science finally has some real answers.
Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
First thing they teach you in acting school: Have a weird quirk. Second thing they teach is how to make a banging latte.
In our dreams, Harry Potter exists in seven books and eight movies. And don't even talk to us about that play.
Time to forget all about 2016.
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
You guys wanna go get hammered and gingerly take steps into adulthood tonight?
While you're busy trying to snap the perfect selfie, you're missing out on the cool little secrets lurking everywhere.
It's pretty safe to say that after years of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and countless CBS crime procedurals, most people with a pretty steady diet of TV and movies think they're pretty good armchair psychologists.
It's pretty safe to say that after years of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and countless CBS crime proc...
In space, everyone is evil. Or good. Or somewhere in the middle, being all confused.
Never stop being you, news media.
Work is only good for giving you money to give to us.
Mr. President, you're wrong.
Should go without saying, but SPOILERS.
Sometimes your favorite scene is really only there to serve as a giant middle finger.
Everybody makes mistakes. Just, you know, some are little and some are crimes against humanity.