It happens more often than you think: coincidences that seem like they were written by a third-rate screenwriter on basic cable.
My neighbor Webster defines a 'sex toy' as that which fits in one's ass on purpose, and repeatedly, because it's fun.
If sharks want a piece of me, they're going to have to rip me from the cold mouths of other sharks. I will not go non-shark-punchingly into that good night.
Most of us will get kidnapped at least once in our lives, often while distracted reading a Cracked article about kidnapping tips.
Having a single-minded pursuit of the perfect performance can easily result in things getting way out of hand.
Turns out romance is really just tasting other humans and blood going from point A to point genitals.
We spoke to Knick Moore and Max, two veteran zookeepers, who helped explain what it's like to walk a thin and occasionally sticky line working with animals.
In case Google ever comes up with a way to send emails into the past, I'm telling Past Me to listen up, because there are some important things you need to be aware of.
That little extra line is just one more way for Hollywood to trick you into handing them your wallet.
Apparently, whenever a Hollywood writer is stuck on a script, they watch a random episode of this obscure TV show, filter it through an eight ball of cocaine, and call it a day.
Like so many other things we do to keep ourselves entertained online, adorable animal videos sometimes come with a dark side.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto...
I've never understood online gaming: I got into games to get away from people, now you want me to voluntarily share my lush fantasy worlds with some guy named Dave? Up yours, Dave.
Here are just a few inventive methods that practitioners of the paranormal have developed to distinguish themselves from their peers.
Need to give your brain a rest? Just watch a few of these and you'll probably achieve nirvana.
'CGI can eat a d*ck.' - Christopher Nolan and Tom Cruise (probably)
Good intentions can easily go awry. And once they do, all they're good for is paving some particularly hellacious roads.
This devilishly handsome mumble-puppet might just be television history's most unreliable narrator.
It turns out that some of the lessons Captain Planet taught are about as useful as telling people to wipe their butts with recycled uranium fuel rods.