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Steven Seagal IS ... an Asian man?
Tech
5 Disturbing Google Searches That Sent You Here in April
TV
8 Things That Pissed Me Off on Fox News the Other Day
When Neil Cavuto tries to flirt with someone besides President Bush.
Sex
Where Do the Ideas for Porn Come From?
The porn writer's room of course.
Movies
The 5 Most Needlessly Complex Terror Plots in Film History
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
Music
The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
At least we think it's unintentional.
Celebrities
20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist
They don't exist, but they should.
Sports
The 7 Ballsiest Sports Cheats Ever
How far would they go to win? Retardedly far.
News
The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics
True? Of course not. But damn interesting.
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You know what I'd do with a time machine? Grab a laptop, load up a bunch of websites with people all like "ZOMG BILL O'REILLY IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE" on them, and head back in time to the set of Insi ...
Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Actually Same Person?!
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