Not surprisingly, the strangely haircutted TV news anchors of the past got social trends just as wrong.
Dating is a never-ending source of horror stories.
When it comes to political traditions we take for granted, not only do other countries do things differently, they sometimes do our democratic values quite a lot better.
Some will call these little overachievers 'inspirational,' but let's be honest -- they just remind us of how much we've wasted our own lives.
We are happy to heap praise on our future eight-legged overlords.
Insanity is literally moments away from happening.
Yes, people die during these races.
Let's make a toast to the golden age of trading B.S. for cash, from before the time when a quick internet search could tell us the difference between a legitimate businessman and a jerk.
Keep your eye out for the following headlines, and trust us when we say they should never be shared in conjunction with that laugh-cry emoji you love so much.
Ever find yourself longingly watching families holding hands? Slowing down time when a child runs into the arms of their smiling dad, like in a bad Hallmark commercial? You might be feeling the symptoms of having an estranged father.
Dear Hollywood: How about releasing a movie that isn't about something that happened, like, six seconds ago?
Ahh September, the leaves are changing into autumnal shades of yellow, red and orange, the air has a chilly bite, and movie theaters are being inundated with 'Based on a True Story' Oscar-bait.
Ahh September, the leaves are changing into autumnal shades of yellow, red and orange, the air has a...
Life is just a constant disappointment.
Hollywood understands as much about the human body as I understand about Eritrean politics.
Sometimes you can pick up a 'mature' film and a family-friendly one and realize they're telling the same damn story.
Everything was better back in the day. But were they? We're not sure, seeing as how a lot of our complaints about modern cinema go back far longer than you'd think.
There's cool shit going on in space and all the news can report on is Brangelina splitting up.
We know Hollywood is out of touch, but this is ridiculous.