Did you ever notice how every movie villain is just really ugly beyond belief?
From famous people to random dudes, no one is safe from being turned into a jerk by Hollywood long after their death.
More like UNreality shows, right? Right, guys? Hello?
Amidst all the moral lessons and dubious historical accounts, the Bible is chock full of examples of God just messing with people.
We've come a long way in the art of boning.
When you find the one you don't agree with, that's probably because you fit the bill.
These movies are so terrible even the shameless studio executives would have nothing to do with them.
This may be a controversial statement, but it almost seems like the news media can't always be trusted.
When the Constitution mentions 'citizens,' it is exclusive to citizens of the United States, but when it starts using the word 'person,' it's referring to everybody.
Shoving the plot points of a movie into news history not only ends up discrediting a piece of creative work, but it also distances us from the threat that is Trump.
Hollywood just can't get anything right.
There are drawbacks to being an outsider.
Love can be pretty great, but mostly it's complicated and gross.
Sure, writers and directors know a little something about 'art,' but studios knew a little something about 'making a movie that people would actually watch.'
Nobody really roots for health's bad guy, right? Wrong.
This series when from 'Goosebumps' to 'The Exorcist' in no time flat.
And this was before they had the wipes.