While it might feel as if 2016's suckiness has doomed us all, keep in mind that we've been here many, many times before.
We spoke to Peter Moore, who was kidnapped by terrorists in Iraq, held prisoner for two-and-a-half years, and barely managed to get out with his life. Here's what he told us.
Imagine any social issue that gets your blood boiling, and then imagine poorly scripted sexy talk and money shots added in.
When Johnny Flop And The Hambone Five start getting heavy rotation, you know the world is about to change.
Throw all the naked celebrities you want at us, we still don't trust you. (But, seriously, keep with the whole naked celebrity stuff.)
PSA: Pretty soon, you'll be running out of clothes that don't reek of alcohol, shame, and confetti.
It's a losing fight, going up against the myths pop culture perpetuates.
It's one thing to be bad at sports. It's completely another to be bad at sports, yet somehow end up competing at the top level of said sport.
Things got weird in these games. Really, really weird.
Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.
If you dig into Trump's tweets, as I've had the misfortune of doing, you'll notice a trend.
Cat's Cradle is a book that sits in rare company with your Great Gatsbys and Catchers in the Rye as one of the few pieces of required reading from high school that everyone actually liked.
Cat's Cradle is a book that sits in rare company with your Great Gatsbys and Catchers in the Rye as ...
The 'King of Video Games' was almost the 'King Joffrey of Video Games.'
Hollywood is in desperate need of good poster makers.
We talked to Muhammad about living in a sneak preview of a horrifying Skynet future. Here's what we learned.
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
These moments deserve their own movies.
The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.