Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
These cartoonish, over-the-top evil schemes that are still less horrifying than their real-world counterparts.
You jerks! I said this was going to happen.
Still more thrilling than the presidential election.
One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'
Whoever decided to turn animals that want to eat us into cute snuggle bugs is a brave, brave soul.
Start hoarding now, folks.
Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.
Disney's story ends what Tolkien started.
The prominent philosophers The Righteous Brothers once warned...
Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.
The one things today's fans seem to have forgotten: It's about the journey.
It turns out sprinkling pure insanity into your campaign is a great way to get votes.
Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.
Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.