Hearing about the abuse of the mentally handicapped makes you want to put on a skull T-shirt and dispense full-metal justice straight into someone's abdomen.
Life has been good, but it didn't get that way until I learned some pretty important lessons that I should have learned when I was still in high school.
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream.
Apparently there are several religions around the world with hundreds of thousands of followers which we can almost guarantee you know nothing about.
We can't help but think that some stressed out, angry parents conceived these characters.
Sure, the stuff we remember is pretty close, but for whatever reason, we twisted the real stuff up, and rephrased and reworked it in our brains until we hear the wrong lines being delivered.
A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.
Your favorite musicians are responsible for the short tunes that inspire madness whenever they're heard.
Trying to get rid of online mugshots is a nightmarish -- and expensive -- task which requires dealing with some truly sleazy people.
Naturally, everything will be a mess again after the feeling of accomplishment fades away a few days later.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current...
You wouldn't even need to pay us. We'd do all this for free if it meant we could make some small, but necessary changes.
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
There are plenty of responsibilities where cribbing off of whatever's new on Netflix is a really, really bad idea. Like shaping government policies.
Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.
You probably heard that the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro were going to be an absolute disaster. But every virus-laden cloud holding you up at gunpoint has a silver lining.
Making films 101: When you have a problem, the best thing to do is make more problems.
Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.
