Sometimes cutting scenes can save a movie from epic stupidity. And sometimes cutting scenes can save these films from plunging into a bottomless hole of sadness.
Hey, if George Lucas could make a buck off his franchise, you damn well better believe he did.
Just like in the real world, these fanciful Hollywood inventions would have terrible unforeseen consequences that would make living in a sci-fi universe a waking nightmare.
Strapped for cash? Turn to your body's massive stockpile of natural resources.
Guess what? There are still filmmakers doing special effects the old-fashioned way -- even if the results are so impressive that you'd never know it's not CGI.
Until now, we only knew Frank Ocean as the musician being sued by Chipotle.
Join us as we continue throwing our lives away, helplessly chronicling each and every bizarre little secret that has ever been rendered in pixels.
Sometimes pictures speak louder than words.
The people tasked with running our country have wasted so much money over the years on so many stupid things, it's amazing there's anything left to spend.
What rarely comes up during discussions about the modern-day terror crisis is that, at least in the United States, terrorist attacks used to be a way bigger problem than they are now.
Rumors continue to circulate about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of the election. That is understandably making GOP leadership nervous. So what are their other options?
Are you ever so overwhelmed by the thought of going out to socialize that you just stay home instead?
Are you ever so overwhelmed by the thought of going out to socialize that you just stay home instead...
There are some very basic things that are standing in the way of the sci-fi future we were promised.
Hey, you can't get it right all the time, you know?
It may be hard to tell, but America used to have a problem with discrimination -- which led to a bunch of legitimately impressive people of color getting totally screwed out of their rightful place in the annals of Stuff We Wrote Down.
She's really kind of a few steps away from becoming George Lucas too.
Some businesses have become so desperate for five stars that they're paying for positive reviews online, a crime filthier than the rats running around that El Paso Chinese place.
Your job is pretty much the same as middle school except with the drama and pettiness dialed up to 11.
We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.
