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Just, you know, with less drugs.
To get down on our knees and grovel over every little disaster we've caused would take all day; is it cool if we just apologize for the Top 5?
Everyone grows up to realize what a friggin' idiot they once were.
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
This is the closest Cracked will ever get to actual journalism.
We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.
Sometimes, people who have near-death experiences report going in a different direction.
I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.
Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.
The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.
Some writers like to get their hands dirty, instead of getting their velvet sweatpants dirty.
Look, 'Piranha II' was his best film. Just deal with it.
Sometimes being an impending blood explosion is wacky, sometimes it's terrifying, but it's rarely ever dull.
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
Anyone who tells you only those with a formal education will find success should be kicked right in pants.
How could a label that had Parliament-Funkadelic, KISS, Donna Summer, and Village People in their prime consistently lose money?
It turns out there are all sorts of ways that probability works like freaking black magic.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Didn't Start The Fire' to illustrate a confounding problem with dominant white and western culture.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Di...
And, really, caused the downfall of the Internet.
It turns out that this whole thing is more complicated than anyone seems to realize.
Here's what to look out for so you don't get swallowed by the angry, gaping maw of predatory advertising cleverly disguised as articles.
What I am finding as time goes on is that we are all secretly Billy Joel.
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.
Look, just ... everything about porn is pretty awful.
A lot of us crazy kids like to look at what we consider pop culture staples through rose-tinted glasses.
Angelos Kyritsis got wrapped up in the Amway pyramid scheme and he's here to shed some light on the ugly -- and downright weird -- truth.
You probably think The Cold War was a sort of well-orchestrated military balancing act. But frankly the more you read about it the less it seems like the work of adults.
Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.
Unfortunately, Hollywood stopped trying to make LiLo happen.
What happens when advertisers just say
We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.