Everyone in 'The Simpsons' has four fingers. Well ... almost everyone.
You never know when some crap on your face is actually the mark of our prophesied savior.
I know exactly what to expect from the Super Bowl ads long before they air, and now I want to pass that knowledge along to you. So go forth, and take your friends' money.
Like any major event that's been happening for an extended amount of time, there's no shortage of myth and lore surrounding the Super Bowl.
These seem less like real crimes and more discarded plots from a John Grisham novel starring Rube Goldberg and his gang of drunk helper monkeys.
'Banned by the Super Bowl' is just another way of saying 'We couldn't afford the airtime.'
May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.
'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'
Sure, modern medicine has things like medicine, but people spend billions of dollars on this stuff every despite no evidence any of it works. What's the worry?
Everyone says Walt Disney being frozen is a hoax, but given what's locked up in the Disney Archives, we aren't so sure anymore.
In 1927, a war film won the very first Best Picture Oscar despite showing two guys kissing. Way to go, Academy!
The history of the music industry is littered with weird and possibly apocryphal stories of how people were discovered and how songs came to be.
The history of the music industry is littered with weird and possibly apocryphal stories of how peop...
George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.
Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?
Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!
So is this movie like a comedy, or a dramatic period piece or what? C'mon, Hollywood.
If we didn't get a new CoD or Assassin's Creed this year, we'd take it as an omen of Ragnarok. Which is why it's all the more tragic that we won't be getting these.
Nowadays, watching older movies is just a reminder that our past heroes are just time capsules full of casual racism and sexism and other horribleness.
It turns out those business hocking ridiculous wares between the Orange Julius and Hot Topic are shadier than you have even imagined.