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Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser
It's funny how much time actually influences your life.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Lasers are awesome, but they aren't toys.
It's not even a good version of 'Passion.'
This week we saw revenge, deceit, imbalance, sociopathy - and the everlasting, heartwarming goodness of a WWE legend.
It turns out the very same force that is turning us into pudgy couch potatoes is also being harnessed to make us get off our asses.
All too often, ideas are sucked dry and left to die in a soggy gutter.
Yes, I had shingles, and, as I was about to find out, even though everyone has sorta heard of it and a third of Americans get it during their lifetime, most people don't really have a good handle on what shingles is.
Take the following, supposedly efficient methods of fighting constant surveillance. Seriously, take them and use them in public.
Never be these people.
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Didn't Start The Fire' to illustrate a confounding problem with dominant white and western culture.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Di...
Just, you know, with less drugs.
Everyone grows up to realize what a friggin' idiot they once were.
To get down on our knees and grovel over every little disaster we've caused would take all day; is it cool if we just apologize for the Top 5?
When done wrong, we end up with hilariously failed propaganda campaigns.
We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.
Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.
We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.