Is there such thing as a competent fictional police force?
We sat down with a woman whose father contracted Fournier's Gangrene, an aggressive brand of flesh-eating bacteria famed for attacking its victims crotch-first.
Hollywood has given our imaginations a lot to comprehend over the years.
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
If you turn on the TV or scroll through Facebook for any short period of time, it seems like we're consumed with fear.
What happens when you get bored of your new toys? You just toss them out in the middle of a field somewhere. Who cares that they're worth a billion dollars and took dozens of years of intricate design and revision.
Where do your teeth go after they've been pulled out of your screaming skull by a sadist with a light on his forehead?
Stop making the world a worse place.
To impress patients these days, medical science is getting weirdly futuristic.
We all make mistakes. Unfortunately, some mistakes are far worse than others -- and likely happen in greater abundance.
Some shows lend themselves to cancellation pretty well. So, looking at their themes, I propose cockamamie silver linings to the dark clouds that have gathered over these shows' graves.
If you turn on the TV or scroll through Facebook for any short period of time, it seems like we're c...
There were heroes. There were weapons. And there was Killdozer...
Dammit, eHarmony, you're smothering us.
Once in a while, real life takes a page from a screenwriting class.
Language is weird.
There are still things people do that drive me far crazier than they should.
Sometimes the methods used to protect people from, or educate them about, the dark side of sex work out really, really badly.
To find out what despair awaits, I mounted a clock to the hood of my 1993 Astrovan, accelerated into the time beyond this one, and found the shocking truth.