We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.

Turns out technology is scarier than Hollywood predicted.

Claiming to personally know a song's true meaning, it turns out, is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.

It was hard to see these through all the explosions and sex sweat.

Superheroes have to have use their powers to do some pretty dickish things at some point.

I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.

Perhaps some of the weirdest parts of the Internet are those that can't be easily described.

Corpse juice, y'all.

These songs were great, but how did their insane videos elude the pop culture history books?

This is our salute to some of Hollywood's most iconic improvisers.

What happens when our obsession stops -- or better: If sex just wasn't a thing? If all of the sudden it was just gone?

Everyone loves a good goofball.