These people who managed to leave nothing behind, except a mystery as to their true identity and a whole bunch of baffled reporters, authorities, and dick joke websites.
If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.
This cult had a rare transition: From crazy to sane. It usually runs the other way, and doesn't stop until the men in white coats take it down with a net.
Live television is always a risky endeavor. And for good reason.
For some reason, there's one damn place that has these things figured out, and they're the best at it, period.
There exist special occasions where the universe up and does a magic trick that seems to be designed by an unjust, all-powerful entity dedicated to making scientists ask, 'What in the hell?'
Not everything is self-explanatory.
If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
We don't like Ken Bone anymore, so toss that red sweater in the trash.
The show's most disturbing scenes don't so much as hold a candle to the searing genitals of the comic book.
In your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to justifiably rip your face off with your bare hands, without being arrested and/or institutionalized.n your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to rip your face off with your bare hand
Did you ever have the sneaking suspicion that when your history teacher rolled out the old A/V cart for movie time that he was completely hungover?
Did you ever have the sneaking suspicion that when your history teacher rolled out the old A/V cart...
Spotify is the newest music-killing T-1000
The Curse of the Two Pandas sounds really adorable, though.
Video games not working so great is probably the most terrifying thing of all.
Once you see or hear these musicians demonstrate these things, you'll never look past them again.
Listen, McDonald's: No one has liked or even been somewhat amused by clowns in at least 40 years.
Headline writers will throw their journalist ethics into a Sarlacc pit at the first sniff of a signal from above.
It turns out it's OK for you to hate this game.