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Dear aliens: We're not all as whiny as Luke.
We talked to theater managers Donovan King and Olga Lexell to learn about cinema's seedy underbelly.
We asked our readers to show off some easy solutions to life's little annoyances using stuff you can find around your living space.
Just how far they will go to prove an extreme and duck-buggering insane belief system is kind of staggering.
Pretty much required viewing for aliens coming to Earth.
Thank you, computers, for getting smart enough to let us infuse some excitement into our otherwise mundane career choices.
Nate Handley was seven when he was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia, and he spent the next three and a half years being treated for his illness.
By the way, hella spoilers in this article.
Everyone was whipped up about marriage, children and Satan. So let's go ahead and call this "Omen Week."
Look, we're not saying all of these would have been great -- Hollywood is capable of ruining even the best of ideas. But you can't help but be intrigued.
Dave Barry spent over 20 years of his life writing a nationally syndicated humor column every single week like clockwork.
Dave Barry spent over 20 years of his life writing a nationally syndicated humor column every single...
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
There's toeing the line of honesty and then there's blasting the truth away with a bazooka.
In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.
Here are five things getting older teaches you to judge less harshly.
I've been preparing for retirement since I was a little boy, not by saving all my money or starting a 401(k) the second I got my first paper route, but by watching a shitload of game shows.
As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.
Certainly fictional characters have sex. Maybe just not that gross kind the Internet conjures up.