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Sometimes, people who have near-death experiences report going in a different direction.
I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.
Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.
The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.
Look, 'Piranha II' was his best film. Just deal with it.
Anyone who tells you only those with a formal education will find success should be kicked right in pants.
Sometimes being an impending blood explosion is wacky, sometimes it's terrifying, but it's rarely ever dull.
How could a label that had Parliament-Funkadelic, KISS, Donna Summer, and Village People in their prime consistently lose money?
Some writers like to get their hands dirty, instead of getting their velvet sweatpants dirty.
When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Didn't Start The Fire' to illustrate a confounding problem with dominant white and western culture.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Di...
And, really, caused the downfall of the Internet.
It turns out that this whole thing is more complicated than anyone seems to realize.
Here's what to look out for so you don't get swallowed by the angry, gaping maw of predatory advertising cleverly disguised as articles.
What I am finding as time goes on is that we are all secretly Billy Joel.
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
It turns out there are all sorts of ways that probability works like freaking black magic.
Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.