And we were too busy breaking controllers to notice.
There are all sorts of random-ass things that mess up your sleep in ways you'd never have guessed.
After over 10 years of travel, I've learned one thing above all else: When you travel, you're bound to meet some major assholes who think their shit doesn't stink.
It's easy to be derisive toward things we deem as dumb or subpar or belonging to unwashed philistines. But it turns out we should probably bite our high-falutin' tongues.
Nostalgia is generally a pleasant experience, but soon you're going to find yourself nostalgic for nostalgia, because nostalgia as we know it is dying off.
Creating anything is hit and miss -- for every amazing work, that same artist likely has ten pieces of crap that they'd happily see blasted into the Sun.
Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.
It's easier than ever for trusted professionals to accidentally broadcast the shit they say behind our backs to all of civilization.
Why do we use sex and computers to be such assholes?
We spoke to Christie, Emily and Kevin about the strange things you experience when medical professionals cut your skull open and start playing around inside.
Have you ever been drunkenly careening through the Internet, feeling like the captain of the free world, only to smash headlong into a website that seemed designed specifically to mess with you?
If you turn on the TV or scroll through Facebook for any short period of time, it seems like we're consumed with fear.
If you turn on the TV or scroll through Facebook for any short period of time, it seems like we're c...
Only the future of cool looking shit we absolutely do not need.
Very few fictional characters are pulled from thin air, because what's the point of having friends and family if you can't steal their essence and sell it to strangers for entertainment?
Sometimes what happened behind the scenes is way better than what hits the big screen.
The human body is a ridiculous bundle of evolutionary misfires, and it continually finds ways to surprise us.
Those planks of the wood in the past were too busy dying or running from dinosaurs to have a sense of humor of things. Right?
The Oath Keepers' core membership is largely comprised of active duty and retired police officers, firefighters, and military. I went undercover in this group, and this is what I learned.
As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.