Some First Ladies trend a little closer to John McClane or Rambo rather than the Stepford Wives.
'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'
When you and the person you decide to spend the rest of your life with are from different countries, you face issues that homonational couples would never even think about.
Some people refuse to tell lies, or behave rationally, or do anything that wasn't 100 times worse than just being late for whatever it was they were late for.
Always read the fine print, unless you're into winning 5-ton paper weights.
The Dark Ages earned that name at least in part because there's a noticeable lack of contemporary records, a trait eerily similar to our country today.
Many of the horrors of your childhood came from things designed specifically for children. We wonder if kids even knew they were playing nightmare fuel, or if they just rolled with it.
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
No one has perfect timing all the time. Unfortunately, sometimes the results of this are hilariously gruesome.
Finding truth in these debates is like finding a dollar in a pile of poop -- do you really feel like you've gained anything worthwhile?
You've probably seen 'scared straight' segments on some daytime talk show like 'Maury' before.
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.
The future of dating sites is all-encompassing and totally horrifying.
Why talk about a bear rape scene that never happened when you could be watching these nutjob films that are just as horrifying?
If you like the fact that you're able to read this article on your smartphone, congratulations -- you and your damn space debris will kill us all.
Here's what we learned speaking to a Pan-American Games silver medalist and current Olympian about what it's like to move your legs back and forth for a living.
Roosh V is so perfectly hateable, I'm still not entirely convinced that he isn't part of a secret marketing campaign by Big Rape Whistle.
These people literally took their old work and tried to pass it off as new without changing a single thing.