Many of the horrors of your childhood came from things designed specifically for children. We wonder if kids even knew they were playing nightmare fuel, or if they just rolled with it.
The Dark Ages earned that name at least in part because there's a noticeable lack of contemporary records, a trait eerily similar to our country today.
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
No one has perfect timing all the time. Unfortunately, sometimes the results of this are hilariously gruesome.
Finding truth in these debates is like finding a dollar in a pile of poop -- do you really feel like you've gained anything worthwhile?
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.
The future of dating sites is all-encompassing and totally horrifying.
Why talk about a bear rape scene that never happened when you could be watching these nutjob films that are just as horrifying?
If you like the fact that you're able to read this article on your smartphone, congratulations -- you and your damn space debris will kill us all.
Here's what we learned speaking to a Pan-American Games silver medalist and current Olympian about what it's like to move your legs back and forth for a living.
Roosh V is so perfectly hateable, I'm still not entirely convinced that he isn't part of a secret marketing campaign by Big Rape Whistle.
You've probably seen 'scared straight' segments on some daytime talk show like 'Maury' before.
These people literally took their old work and tried to pass it off as new without changing a single thing.
Finn escaped his life of being a child soldier, only to turn around and start murdering other child soldiers.
The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.
Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
Movies may not cause people to suddenly become maniacs, but that doesn't mean that Hollywood doesn't have a pants-poopingly bizarre, almost dangerously naive view of how gun violence works.
The Puppy Monkey Baby haunts us in our sleep.