Society agreed that it would be awkward if those in love did not host a cripplingly expensive event at which your friends and family get to watch you kiss. And imagine you having sex later.
Sometimes even the most seemingly affable individuals reveal themselves to be kinda dickheads.
Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.
It'd be kind of cute if these guys weren't total maniacs.
We spoke to someone who went through gender reassignment and, naturally, it's nothing like you expect.
It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.
Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.
Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.
We tend to forget that even before the Web came along, the fourth estate regularly put up with the screwnut shenanigans of people like these folks.
Like the worst possible historical reenactment theme park, this week was all about "When the past meets the present!"
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
Everyone loves watching a celebrity shed their charming facade in favor of monstrous douchebaggery. But, you know, sometimes it's pretty justified.
We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.
It turns out The Man is pretty fond of taking your hard-earned money and spending it on the dumbest shit possible.
We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
Literally everything in a computer is easier than its analog counterpart.
We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.