It's rare for someone to build an entire public persona around that douchebaggery. Because why, why, what possible purpose could that serve?
We feel you. Some weeks you just get too busy erecting life-sized, naked Trump statues to keep up with the news.
Nature doesn't need any help brainstorming weird stuff to confuse and horrify us. Yet here we are, helping her out anyway.
These guys should've been given medals instead of the cruel punishments they faced.
There's nothing we take more seriously here than fact-checking, so I stole Editor-In-Chief Jack O'Brien's credit card, booked a flight to Slovenia, and spent a week finding out if salamanders make you trip balls.
Warning: This article contains spoilers for the new Harry Potter play. Since reading this is way cheaper than taking a plane to London and buying a theater ticket, we thought you wouldn't mind.
Disney clearly is a propaganda machine opposed to elderly, single women.
Deception can be considered a mutant power, right?
Trigger Warning: There is some horrible stuff in this article which involves sex, violence, and babies. All at the same time.
Turns out horror movies are filled with a bunch of regular people. (Terrifyingly regular.)
So after seven books, eight movies and a trip to Universal Studios, you think you would prefer to go to Hogwarts than live in real life.
So after seven books, eight movies and a trip to Universal Studios, you think you would prefer to go...
People out there are making insane adult versions of the things we loved as kids. Get ready to make some poor financial decisions.
These are surefire equations to making a million dollars in the world of television.
We've seen some strange bungled Olympic moments that look less like professional athleticism and more like low-budget amateur porn.
While most buildings adhere to the standard design, there are still plenty out there that were clearly the work of insane, overgrown children.
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.
What's actually dark and full of terrors is the average history book.
We're pretty sure all great feats of athleticism are done by people who are wasted.