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6 Tiny Things That Indicate You've Got Huge Medical Problems Viral

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We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.

6 Machines That Read Your Emotions (To Sell You Random Crap)

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Turns out technology is scarier than Hollywood predicted.

5 Meaningless Songs Everyone Thinks Are Deep (Part 3)

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Claiming to personally know a song's true meaning, it turns out, is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

5 Things You Won't (Want to) Believe I Saw Guarding US Nukes Viral

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Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.

Why James Bond: Golden Eye Is Not Without Sin

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It was hard to see these through all the explosions and sex sweat.

The 20 Biggest Dick Moves Possible By Famous Superheroes

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Superheroes have to have use their powers to do some pretty dickish things at some point.

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Sex And Drugs

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I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.

6 Brilliant Websites That Should Not Exist

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Perhaps some of the weirdest parts of the Internet are those that can't be easily described.

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Great Movie Sequels That Don't Exist

With ... | April 27, 2015
If you recall the 2006 movie 'The Prestige,' you'll remember the plot roughly follows how two Batmen fight an army of Wolverines...
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5 Horrifying Things Real Dead Bodies Do (Too Weird For TV) Viral

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Corpse juice, y'all.

5 Classic Songs Everyone Forgets Had Insane Music Videos

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These songs were great, but how did their insane videos elude the pop culture history books?

28 Great Movie Moments Created By Ignoring The Script

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This is our salute to some of Hollywood's most iconic improvisers.

If Everyone Suddenly Didn't Care About Sex

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What happens when our obsession stops -- or better: If sex just wasn't a thing? If all of the sudden it was just gone?

Why Picking A Vice President Is Like Casting A Sitcom Dad

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Everyone loves a good goofball.

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