Ethan Hunt has six movies and he wasn't even real. Where's the Hollywood love for Robert Smalls?
It turns out that crop dusting is still a thing that doesn't at all involve diffusing your farts.
If there's anything The Man is consistent at, it's being a buzzkill.
NASA's research history includes projects that are far from the ordinary rocket engine tests and spacesuit building, and veer right into Twilight Zone territory.
Professional athletes have gotten better, faster, stronger, and smarter over the years, all thanks to these geeky developments.
If you're reading this, the odds are good that you 1) hate your job and 2) can't really do much about it. But if you, say, were working on a project that would be seen by millions of people, then you could get creative about expressing your displeasure.
One might think that making kids' movies is pretty harmless. But no, that's wrong.
It's amazing how many contradictory ideas can float around inside a single person's brain.
These people are the worst sorts in the world.
For now, all we have are internet vigilantes.
'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.
We all know Rome wasn't built in a day.
Life with kids is more terrifying than Steve Martin movies would have you believe.
Behold, the inebriated shenanigans of a chosen few legendary drinkers, whose stumbling binges squatted in the face of logic, national security, and history, and ripped a wet, beery fart.
We're diving into this technology a little too quickly and ignoring all the warning signs about how we are going to screw up on the way to Driverless Car Utopia.
I interviewed a spokesman with the DEA, along with four experts in the field, to find out why a whole bunch of people with terrible, chronic pain are about to become criminals.
No one has it easy. Not even pudgy, giggling claymation bakers.
Once you read this, you'll pretty much owe us a life debt.