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Walkers rule. Runners are lame.
Old-timey storytellers apparently didn't write fairy tales for kids -- they wrote them to keep jaded serial killers entertained while waiting on death row.
Being rich and famous affords you a lot luxuries. One of these is being to demand whatever the hell you want to -- no matter how crazy and obnoxious it makes you look.
Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.
It's not even a good version of 'Passion.'
It's funny how much time actually influences your life.
Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser
IMPORTANT NOTE: Lasers are awesome, but they aren't toys.
This week we saw revenge, deceit, imbalance, sociopathy - and the everlasting, heartwarming goodness of a WWE legend.
Cynicism is easy to come by when literally any combination of words punched into a search engine reveals twisted pornography and creative racism. But optimism takes work. And we decided to work.
It turns out the very same force that is turning us into pudgy couch potatoes is also being harnessed to make us get off our asses.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Didn't Start The Fire' to illustrate a confounding problem with dominant white and western culture.
In his new column going up tomorrow, David Wong uses the hilariously outdated Billy Joel song 'We Di...
All too often, ideas are sucked dry and left to die in a soggy gutter.
Yes, I had shingles, and, as I was about to find out, even though everyone has sorta heard of it and a third of Americans get it during their lifetime, most people don't really have a good handle on what shingles is.
Take the following, supposedly efficient methods of fighting constant surveillance. Seriously, take them and use them in public.
Never be these people.
Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.
Just, you know, with less drugs.
Everyone grows up to realize what a friggin' idiot they once were.