Film stars have been using roles which require them to speak in accents to make cartoon noises for years.
There's a lot more to pro gaming than rolling out of bed at the crack of noon to do battle with racist teenagers using the power of the Internet.
You should be aware that an expensive seafaring vacation can quickly turn into a watery nightmare.
Everybody has a breaking point.
The basic concept of confidentiality may seem impossible these days, but, c'mon, these are just ridiculous.
Do you remember Ace of Base? I should tell you something: Ace of Base was probably a bunch of Nazis.
I don't regret the 42,000 minutes that I've spent on anime, because, for the most part, it brought me joy. This is a column about why some anime rules.
These truths be harsh, but remember, it's for the greater good of your sanity.
Some one-liners are so atrociously awful that they deserve some special recognition.
Moving forward, just go ahead and assume the response to 'I bet that's CGI' is always going to be 'Yes, of course it is.'
Do you like comics? Do you like cosplay? Are you a fan of general frivolity and merriment? Then come hang with Cracked Oct. 30 to Nov. 1 at Comikaze.
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
The Confederacy hasn't existed for 150 years, and yet people still insist on waving its flag. Even though it's the wrong one.
We like to think the term 'snake oil' is reserved for old-timey traveling salesman and the holistic medicine aisle of Whole Foods, but it turns out it hits closer to home than that.
Downloadable content is to games as cannibals are to surgery: Both are meant to make things better, but both can totally eat me.
Bobby Knight doesn't like you. He also doesn't like ESPN-style "insider experts." During his time as coach of the Indiana Hoosiers he decided to test just how much work they put into their keen insights and sharp commentaries.
Pick up any small-town newspaper and you'll see a special section reserved for stuff straight out of a bad episode of 'X-Files.'
Who'd make a car without a steering wheel? That'd be stupid. Well, we had 8 years of stupid before the light went on.