Americans love badass cops who throw the rulebook out the window and then shoot it, even though shooting the rulebook is so clearly against the rules.
'The Last Jedi' is almost in theaters, so let's pause for a moment and reflect on all the mind-boggling crapola that didn't make its way into our favorite robes-and-laser-swords epic.
Spoiler Alert: The monster is actually the person making this shit up.
The 'Santa Clause' franchise is a wacky Yuletide fever dream that inexplicably stars Tim Allen.
You find lost things in unexpected places all the time. But sometimes those things are way more impressive than you bargained for.
When you're about to enter the hormone-fueled thunderdome that we know as high school, there are very few things that can act as your guide.
There's still time to get some great presents at greater prices.
If there's anything the Trump brand has been consistently known for, it's failure.
Apparently, the only good shout-out in a famous movie is one that nobody gets.
We have a million fancy terms to describe our meals that barely resemble human speech.
At its best, TV writing is an exceptional art form -- from the existential malaise of 'Mad Men' to the quippy horror of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' to the sadly cancelled 'Zoo,' which once devoted an entire episode to fighting a giant octopus inside of an airplane.
Thought experiment: if you made a list of the biggest 10 comedy institutions in your life, what would be on it? And would any of them be full of Republicans?
Thought experiment: if you made a list of the biggest 10 comedy institutions in your life, what woul...
The truth is in here somewhere.
It really does kind of seem like these guys ran out of good ideas just seconds after purchasing their cameras.
Clicks are the lifeblood of the internet.
Ask me to review your app one more time. See what happens.
This personality type wasn't created in a vacuum. Here's how it happens.
Being an undocumented immigrant is like playing the world's highest-stakes game of hide and seek.
Headphone jacks are quickly becoming a relic of the past, like VCRs and good Kevin Costner films.
