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Old, faithful cliches have been overtaken by internet age updates, which goes a long way to explaining the appearance of some pretty strange niches.
Let's take a moment to celebrate the projects that only got made because the filmmakers went a little crazy.
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We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.
The greatest horror protagonists are actually the actors in the background that we get only a glimpse of before we go back to the main story about unsafe summer camp conditions.
This is why you just CGI dead celebrities to do your bidding.
These suggestions belong in a book by Douglas Adams.
Most amusement park rides are made of metal, but some rides are just, well, more metal than others.
There's just something about showers -- the way the heat and the pounding water and the feeling of soaping up our soapables prods our minds into a more creative state.
Pretty much everything you learned as a child is a lie.
We've never known more about our world and our universe, but at the same time it feels like there are more people who completely ignore science than ever before.
We've never known more about our world and our universe, but at the same time it feels like there ar...
Movie posters don't ever tell you what you're about to see.
Characters in movies say things all the time that you and I don't say, because our lives aren't dictated by a script some coke-head wrote out on a napkin at Starbucks.
Sometimes, the best ways to survive in a movie universe can be shockingly, almost stupidly obvious.
If you listen to what the internet says, everyone is an introvert.
You know what the little guys have that all the big studio money could never buy? Madness.
Warning: Do not read this article if you have high blood pressure.
We're pretty much living in a porno parody of 'The Jetsons.'