A fool and their dignity are easily parted.
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.
Watching Netflix almost always results in a feeling of lasting satisfaction about a life well lived.
I don't know how to make an app, but I can't imagine a flashlight app is difficult to make. It seems like the potato-powered lightbulb of the app world.
Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.
Film stars have been using roles which require them to speak in accents to make cartoon noises for years.
There's a lot more to pro gaming than rolling out of bed at the crack of noon to do battle with racist teenagers using the power of the Internet.
You should be aware that an expensive seafaring vacation can quickly turn into a petri dish of disease and nightmares.
Everybody has a breaking point.
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!
Do you remember Ace of Base? I should tell you something: Ace of Base was probably a bunch of Nazis.
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
I don't regret the 42,000 minutes that I've spent on anime, because, for the most part, it brought me joy. This is a column about why some anime rules.
These truths be harsh, but remember, it's for the greater good of your sanity.
Some one-liners are so atrociously awful that they deserve some special recognition.
Moving forward, just go ahead and assume the response to 'I bet that's CGI' is always going to be 'Yes, of course it is.'
Do you like comics? Do you like cosplay? Are you a fan of general frivolity and merriment? Then come hang with Cracked Oct. 30 to Nov. 1 at Comikaze.
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
The Confederacy hasn't existed for 150 years, and yet people still insist on waving its flag. Even though it's the wrong one.