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8 Weird Ways Celebrities Were Friends Before Fame Viral

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There absolutely are groups of childhood friends who all wind up being world famous, often via completely different paths.

6 Things I Learned Lying To Banks To Fix Your Credit Viral

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There is a very shady underground market of credit rating fixers. We spoke to a guy who has done that very job. He's choosing to remain anonymous, for reasons that will soon be abundantly clear.

What 4 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous Part 2 Viral

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Let's find out what happened to some once-prominent Internet mega-stars.

7 People Who Used Art As An Excuse To Show Off Their 'Junk'

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Was genital arts and crafts something they taught in schools?

23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries Nobody Can Explain

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The true creepiness of the world is that, despite all our advanced technology, there's still so many unsolved mysteries.

6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police

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We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.

7 Beloved Characters That Were Shamefully Exploited Viral

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Someone actually signed off on these.

The Top 10 Cracked Posts You Shared Last Week - 4/19

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Last week was all about jerks.

16 Awkward Messages Famous People Must Have Received

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Texting is quickly becoming the manner in which people spell out the details of the horrible shit they've done.

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Racist Stuff Smart White People Believe

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The entertainment industry has a great way of being subtly racist while proclaiming their open-mindedness. Case in point: the So...
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6 Ways To Fix Computers (So People Stop Asking You)

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With middling power comes great responsibility, and it's one we rightly want to shirk.

The 147 Sins of The Order of The Phoenix

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Also, Dumbledore totally sold out.

No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam

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Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

6 Things Chefs Don't Want You to Know About Food Trucks

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We spoke to Lawrence Fama, a former food truck operator in Los Angeles, and Josh Gatewood, a food trucker out of New York City. Here's what they told us.

19 Ways Americans Don't Realize Life in America Isn't Normal

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There's some saying about pointing at people but you're really pointing at yourself or whatever -- point being that our shit stinks too. And sometimes worse.

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