Trigger Warning: There is some horrible stuff in this article which involves sex, violence, and babies. All at the same time.
So after seven books, eight movies and a trip to Universal Studios, you think you would prefer to go to Hogwarts than live in real life.
Turns out horror movies are filled with a bunch of regular people. (Terrifyingly regular.)
Disney clearly is a propaganda machine opposed to elderly, single women.
People out there are making insane adult versions of the things we loved as kids. Get ready to make some poor financial decisions.
The casual jump from A to B is often used as a writer's crutch to gloss over the stuff they didn't have the time to think through -- little things like 'continuity,' 'logic' and 'whether or not our protagonist just did some accidental murder.'
We've seen some strange bungled Olympic moments that look less like professional athleticism and more like low-budget amateur porn.
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.
These are surefire equations to making a million dollars in the world of television.
What's actually dark and full of terrors is the average history book.
While most buildings adhere to the standard design, there are still plenty out there that were clearly the work of insane, overgrown children.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current...
Just a reminder that it's always a good idea to practice your witty zingers.
There's a silver lining to every dark cloud. But some of those clouds are pretty damn big.
No matter how much you want to, you can't bring yourself to mute the game.
We thought it might be fun to take some of the most inexplicably shithouse crazy panels from comic book history and try to make sense of them through the eyes of someone who's completely unfamiliar with the context.
Let's start remembering names right now! (Make sure you aren't with other people, though.)
We're pretty sure all great feats of athleticism are done by people who are wasted.
