Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
Most these movies could've been solved in minutes by a trip to the Dollar General.
Still more thrilling than the presidential election.
Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.
Start hoarding now, folks.
Whoever decided to turn animals that want to eat us into cute snuggle bugs is a brave, brave soul.
The one things today's fans seem to have forgotten: It's about the journey.
Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.
Disney's story ends what Tolkien started.
The prominent philosophers The Righteous Brothers once warned...
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.
Creating a children's character should be a relatively straightforward process. Until you freebase bath salts.
Yeah, we are getting more "strong" women in movies, but there are some truly bizarre things writers just can't get past.
Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.
Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.