Once you read this, you'll pretty much owe us a life debt.
We're, like, 99 percent confident the comments of this video will be extremely civil.
Sometimes two movies turn out to be so similar, in such ultra-specific ways, it makes you wonder if, well, there wasn't at least a tiny bit of ripping off going on.
I've been a lawyer in Mississippi helping clients with divorce cases for 10 years. Here's what I've learned.
It turns out the narrator of 'Fight Club' is more than Jack's raging bile duct.
While we were busy fumbling with hand gestures and illustrations like cavemen, other cultures just made up the perfect words and phrases to encapsulate those little everyday moments filled with ... uh ... je ne sais quoi.
These features deserve to be brought out into the remarkably well-placed light.
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
If we've said it once, we've said it a million times: Mother Nature is the enemy, and she wants nothing more than to destroy us.
I can't even do something simple like log onto Twitter without getting that same feeling of dread that I got as an ignorant third grader way back in 1982.
The dark, sticky underbelly of the internet is inundated with madcap election theories that are somehow even more far-fetched than the accusations the actual candidates have been throwing around.
We all know Rome wasn't built in a day.
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
When you're boldly going where no man has gone before, you have to keep yourself from getting bored.
If you can't stand to watch reality TV, that pain is nothing compared to what the stars went through.
Life on an aircraft carrier isn't nearly as cool as 'G.I. Joe' led us to believe.
Trolls are assholes, sure, but you have to give them props where they're due.
Sometimes, people end up recreating entire crazy-ass schemes straight out of movies or TV shows -- only to be foiled by a little thing called 'reality.'
These posters are beautiful, and have absolutely not withstood the test of time.