Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.
Yeah, we are getting more "strong" women in movies, but there are some truly bizarre things writers just can't get past.
Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.
Creating a children's character should be a relatively straightforward process. Until you freebase bath salts.
It turns out sprinkling pure insanity into your campaign is a great way to get votes.
Now you too can cook without burning down an entire neighborhood.
Wouldn't it be awesome if your favorite superheroes came to life? Actually, it turns out that'd be more than a little complicated.
Sorry, folks, all your heroes are big jerks.
There are so many annoying people out there that it's a wonder the world isn't a giant Thunderdome. However, there are some people who find the most ridiculous things rage to about.
The prominent philosophers The Righteous Brothers once warned...
Our source was molested back in the '80s, and he never reported it to anyone outside of the Church. For 30 years, he's kept quiet. And then he spoke to us.
Pokemon Go is great to keep you active but, you know, watch out for these pitfalls.
Apparently, when you're rich and famous, you run out of real things to get mad about and start going ballistic over ridiculous things.
Our bodies are weird, as the farts that half of you will inadvertently release while reading this can attest to. But at least now we know why.
Warning: You'll probably be up all night trying to figure out the terrifying truth behind these mysterious crimes.
We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.
Time to dispel those locker room myths.