If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
We don't like Ken Bone anymore, so toss that red sweater in the trash.
The show's most disturbing scenes don't so much as hold a candle to the searing genitals of the comic book.
In your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to justifiably rip your face off with your bare hands, without being arrested and/or institutionalized.n your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to rip your face off with your bare hand
Spotify is the newest music-killing T-1000
The Curse of the Two Pandas sounds really adorable, though.
Video games not working so great is probably the most terrifying thing of all.
Once you see or hear these musicians demonstrate these things, you'll never look past them again.
Listen, McDonald's: No one has liked or even been somewhat amused by clowns in at least 40 years.
Headline writers will throw their journalist ethics into a Sarlacc pit at the first sniff of a signal from above.
Did you ever have the sneaking suspicion that when your history teacher rolled out the old A/V cart for movie time that he was completely hungover?
Did you ever have the sneaking suspicion that when your history teacher rolled out the old A/V cart...
It turns out it's OK for you to hate this game.
Rest assured, these superheroes are not above acting like big jerks.
Please, don't try any of these crazy suggestions.
In my game, you defeat space menaces with collectible cards that require you to solve number puzzles. I can say without ego it's the deepest strategy game ever designed by a comedy writer.
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. But you know what? Remembering history ain't always so great, either.
A fitting end to some of the most ridiculous debates we've ever witnessed.
We may be in the Golden Age of television, but it took a long time for society to recognize it as a worthy form of art.