Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.
The limelight isn't for everyone. Some people just turn around and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction.
In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
Fleming's Bond is insane. And it's that insanity which renders a few of Fleming's plots unfilmable.
Kids are so dumb.
We recently had a chance to sit down with a pair of police officers -- John and Jane -- who carried out sting operations against street-level prostitutes in a large American city. Here's what we learned.
Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.
Things are very much not what they seem.
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.
Sometimes finding the presidential candidate that's right for you comes down to the endorsements.
A fool and their dignity are easily parted.
I don't know how to make an app, but I can't imagine a flashlight app is difficult to make. It seems like the potato-powered lightbulb of the app world.
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.
Watching Netflix almost always results in a feeling of lasting satisfaction about a life well lived.
The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.
Film stars have been using roles which require them to speak in accents to make cartoon noises for years.
Everybody has a breaking point.