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The long-awaited release of the big screen adaption of Stephen King's epic 'Dark Tower' series is coming out this week and we couldn't be more confused.
Thanks to those plucky kids in Stranger Things and the larger proliferation of nerd culture, we're happy to announce that Dungeons and Dragons is officially cool now.
Tom Cruise is almost always shorter than his co-stars. Never forget that.
What are the people of the internet prattling on about now? Why, let us tell you!
Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?
Many of the things you think are routine only became that way after massive amounts of suffering.
Strangely, God isn't a huge fan of a lot of birds, which makes you wonder why he made them to begin with.
Ray Charles pretty much drank himself to death, and fathered children with eight different women, ultimately leading to his divorce. Naturally, Hollywood didn't let any of that nonsense slip in their movie about him and besmirch Jamie Foxx's Oscar-winning performance.
In 1975, a plucky young director named Steven Spielberg saw his first big success with the release of Jaws, a movie about a shark eating a bunch of wealthy beachgoers in a resort town in New England.
In 1975, a plucky young director named Steven Spielberg saw his first big success with the release o...
You can't write a good Very Special Episode on purpose. You can only do it by accident.
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Some news this week: Someone actually allowed Trump in front of Boy Scouts and Jared Kushner assures everyone that nothing shady happened in his meetings with Russian spies. Oh, and the robot uprising is beginning.
Movies love to blow up the history books, but what happens when they don't even realize they've done it?
After every horrible disaster, there's always those of lesser scruples who have no problem trying to make gobs of money off of others' sympathy and suffering.
