These features deserve to be brought out into the remarkably well-placed light.
If we've said it once, we've said it a million times: Mother Nature is the enemy, and she wants nothing more than to destroy us.
I can't even do something simple like log onto Twitter without getting that same feeling of dread that I got as an ignorant third grader way back in 1982.
The dark, sticky underbelly of the internet is inundated with madcap election theories that are somehow even more far-fetched than the accusations the actual candidates have been throwing around.
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
Trolls are assholes, sure, but you have to give them props where they're due.
If you can't stand to watch reality TV, that pain is nothing compared to what the stars went through.
Life on an aircraft carrier isn't nearly as cool as 'G.I. Joe' led us to believe.
These posters are beautiful, and have absolutely not withstood the test of time.
We all know Rome wasn't built in a day.
Sometimes, people end up recreating entire crazy-ass schemes straight out of movies or TV shows -- only to be foiled by a little thing called 'reality.'
Dating is a never-ending source of horror stories.
Sometimes Hollywood leaves out the more uncomfortable details of strip clubs.
Not surprisingly, the strangely haircutted TV news anchors of the past got social trends just as wrong.
When it comes to political traditions we take for granted, not only do other countries do things differently, they sometimes do our democratic values quite a lot better.
Some will call these little overachievers 'inspirational,' but let's be honest -- they just remind us of how much we've wasted our own lives.
We are happy to heap praise on our future eight-legged overlords.