Remember that time Ben Carson said Hillary Clinton was in cahoots with the devil?
It turns out that, no, famous people did not just appear beautifully from the void.
Jane asks me a lot of questions about the boys I date ... especially Greg. And she's extremely disapproving. Like overly disapproving.
Man, thanks, us, for ruining our space fantasies once again.
It's almost like these designers' familiarity with boobies came from Barbie dolls and RedTube.
When it comes to movie directors, the lack of sanity can be quite striking.
We're reasonably sure that the most ingenious 'video game plot' these days is the one designed to scam you.
Except for the Pastafarian afterlife, because who wouldn't want to eat noodles for eternity?
Most these movies could've been solved in minutes by a trip to the Dollar General.
The prominent philosophers The Righteous Brothers once warned...
Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
These cartoonish, over-the-top evil schemes that are still less horrifying than their real-world counterparts.
You jerks! I said this was going to happen.
One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'
Still more thrilling than the presidential election.
Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.