The Confederacy hasn't existed for 150 years, and yet people still insist on waving its flag. Even though it's the wrong one.
Downloadable content is to games as cannibals are to surgery: Both are meant to make things better, but both can totally eat me.
Bobby Knight doesn't like you. He also doesn't like ESPN-style "insider experts." During his time as coach of the Indiana Hoosiers he decided to test just how much work they put into their keen insights and sharp commentaries.
We like to think the term 'snake oil' is reserved for old-timey traveling salesman and the holistic medicine aisle of Whole Foods, but it turns out it hits closer to home than that.
Pick up any small-town newspaper and you'll see a special section reserved for stuff straight out of a bad episode of 'X-Files.'
It's all fun and games until you've been hit so many times your brain is mush and then your boss takes all your money.
Plastic cone or not, your dog WILL scratch his balls, even if he has to contort himself like a Russian gymnast to do it.
The thought of eating bugs might gross/freak/flip you out, but chances are you're doing it already and just don't know it.
The news is like a 'Walking Dead' spinoff where they've replaced the zombies with assholes.
Who'd make a car without a steering wheel? That'd be stupid. Well, we had 8 years of stupid before the light went on.
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
All of us have fallen for stories like these before but there are some particularly egregious types of B.S. that shouldn't fly anymore
Society agreed that it would be awkward if those in love did not host a cripplingly expensive event at which your friends and family get to watch you kiss. And imagine you having sex later.
Sometimes even the most seemingly affable individuals reveal themselves to be kinda dickheads.
Our source's son was born with an omphalocele, which is an abdominal wall defect. That basically meant he was a tiny bundle of horrific medical complications who needed MacGyver to make him home medical equipment.
In many cases, the version of history we all learned in grade school was manufactured by someone with a killer grudge.
Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.