Some people fire up the video camera and turn it right on themselves as soon as they start acting insane. Even worse, they're obviously proud of what they're doing.
Even a broken clock gets the nut sometimes. Or something like that.
Every show should star Millie Bobby Brown as a supernatural ass-kicker.
Sometimes the accidental results of mundane tasks such as taking your dog for a walk or stopping by a sad yard sale wind up unearthing some of the most significant discoveries.
As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.
The casual jump from A to B is often used as a writer's crutch to gloss over the stuff they didn't have the time to think through -- little things like 'continuity,' 'logic' and 'whether or not our protagonist just did some accidental murder.'
Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.
The universe is ruled by a blind, mad god who feasts on pain and chaos.
Here's a vision of a reality where the internet went the way of Betamax and 3-D Doritos. The result is both nutty and haunting.
Job security in the 21st Century? What's that?
Applying for benefits is a nightmare quest that can take years.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current timeline in which we live.
Will Smith famously turned down the role of Neo in 'The Matrix', a decision that created the current...
It's impossible to predict exactly what kind of dumb, expensive television stunt the Trump campaign might go with. But there's a high probability that it will completely bizarre.
Even the basic stuff we think we understand about international conflict is, at best, mostly wrong.
Hearing about the abuse of the mentally handicapped makes you want to put on a skull T-shirt and dispense full-metal justice straight into someone's abdomen.
Life has been good, but it didn't get that way until I learned some pretty important lessons that I should have learned when I was still in high school.
It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream.
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
Apparently there are several religions around the world with hundreds of thousands of followers which we can almost guarantee you know nothing about.