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All Subway ads with Jared are far, far creepier now.
Sure, these people may currently be elbow-deep in janitor buckets, but at least they each have a story to tell.
Galactus and Transformers need a proper treatment accurate to the characters already.
If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.
We'll go out on a limb here and say homelessness sucks. But what about the homeless in someplace beautiful, like Hawaii?
Everyone in 'The Simpsons' has four fingers. Well ... almost everyone.
You never know when some crap on your face is actually the mark of our prophesied savior.
These seem less like real crimes and more discarded plots from a John Grisham novel starring Rube Goldberg and his gang of drunk helper monkeys.
'Banned by the Super Bowl' is just another way of saying 'We couldn't afford the airtime.'
May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.
The history of the music industry is littered with weird and possibly apocryphal stories of how people were discovered and how songs came to be.
The history of the music industry is littered with weird and possibly apocryphal stories of how peop...
'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'
Sure, modern medicine has things like medicine, but people spend billions of dollars on this stuff every despite no evidence any of it works. What's the worry?
Everyone says Walt Disney being frozen is a hoax, but given what's locked up in the Disney Archives, we aren't so sure anymore.
In 1927, a war film won the very first Best Picture Oscar despite showing two guys kissing. Way to go, Academy!
George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.
Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?
Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!