We spoke to someone who went through gender reassignment and, naturally, it's nothing like you expect.
Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.
We tend to forget that even before the Web came along, the fourth estate regularly put up with the screwnut shenanigans of people like these folks.
Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.
Like the worst possible historical reenactment theme park, this week was all about "When the past meets the present!"
It turns out The Man is pretty fond of taking your hard-earned money and spending it on the dumbest shit possible.
We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
Literally everything in a computer is easier than its analog counterpart.
We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.
It turns out those wheel thingies on skateboards play a key part in not eating pavement.
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
Enough is enough, Hollywood, we've reached our threshold for B.S.
We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.
SPOILER ALERT: This column is probably NSFW.
Pieces of shit like these never had a chance.
Special effects people were probably those kids in the lunchroom that combined all their food into one pile of mush. And then ate it.
Explosions in movies have an amazing power. They can make a scene more intense or authentic or awesome or completely and entirely dumb.
Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.