Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.
The world is finally perfect. And it really sucks.
If you dig back through the comics, you find that the moral histories of all of your favorite characters are messy, to say the least.
It occurred to me that perhaps I was a good candidate for never drinking again. Since then, here's the weird stuff I've learned.
Being left-handed pretty much means you're Captain America. Or Squirrel Girl.
It's so weird when, on occasion, the good guys of the film seem to let the obvious moral that they themselves helped establish whiff by them as they do EXACTLY what they just taught us to never do.
Put these on flash cards and memorize them.
Sometimes things get downright bonkers when nature calls.
The 2016 election isn't even close to the dumbest, craziest, most spectacularly corrupt election America has dealt with.
Every guy needs to watch this.
Guns N' Roses was of the best concerts I have ever been to. But the awesome cheesy layer on top concealed a layer of foul casserole beneath, replete with canned peas and cougars
So you think you know how the world works, right?
When product placement works, it works damn well. When it doesn't, well, it looks like total trash.
Sometimes, problems don't actually go away; we just stop talking about them as much for some reason.
Pretty soon our language will be nothing but emojis.
Diana Achieng's school simulated a terrorist attack back in November 2015. Sadly, while the attack itself was fake, the dozens of injuries and one fatality it caused were all too real.
It's hard to make a bad Will Smith movie but, hey, DC did it.
Russia, I said we're done with you.
As history has shown us, the greatest ideas have been formulated by maniacal geniuses. And terrible ideas, well, they just come from maniacs.
