Nobody understands how stock options work. Nobody.
It's amazing any of us have lasted this long.
Apparently, infomercial directors never got the memo that they aren't supposed to make up some of the most insane claims you'll ever hear.
You could set these scenarios to 'Yakety Sax' if they weren't so terrifying.
Some pop culture just doesn't translate well to foreign audiences. But sometimes the most unexpected pieces of American culture end up being inexplicably huge overseas.
They say you can learn from history, but first you have to understand it. And humanity absolutely does not.
These guys should've been given medals instead of the cruel punishments they faced.
It's rare for someone to build an entire public persona around that douchebaggery. Because why, why, what possible purpose could that serve?
Nature doesn't need any help brainstorming weird stuff to confuse and horrify us. Yet here we are, helping her out anyway.
We feel you. Some weeks you just get too busy erecting life-sized, naked Trump statues to keep up with the news.
Warning: This article contains spoilers for the new Harry Potter play. Since reading this is way cheaper than taking a plane to London and buying a theater ticket, we thought you wouldn't mind.
So after seven books, eight movies and a trip to Universal Studios, you think you would prefer to go to Hogwarts than live in real life.
So after seven books, eight movies and a trip to Universal Studios, you think you would prefer to go...
There's nothing we take more seriously here than fact-checking, so I stole Editor-In-Chief Jack O'Brien's credit card, booked a flight to Slovenia, and spent a week finding out if salamanders make you trip balls.
Trigger Warning: There is some horrible stuff in this article which involves sex, violence, and babies. All at the same time.
Turns out horror movies are filled with a bunch of regular people. (Terrifyingly regular.)
Deception can be considered a mutant power, right?
Disney clearly is a propaganda machine opposed to elderly, single women.
People out there are making insane adult versions of the things we loved as kids. Get ready to make some poor financial decisions.
We've seen some strange bungled Olympic moments that look less like professional athleticism and more like low-budget amateur porn.