If you're like us, you probably have no desire to learn about every jackass who's been inside Kim Kardashian. That said, one of these jackasses, famed sex partner Ray J, has recently released a new single called "I Hit It First."
The song is clearly about Kim:
See that? That's the spitting-image actress in the music video, which we're actually pretty sure will be used as evidence in a future courtroom trial. See, while the song itself is pretty innocuous as far as rap star boasts go, the accompanying video appears to be a high budget serial killer memoir.
We'll take you through it.
Like pretty much every music video, the structure is a loose narrative of events intercut with scenes of the artist performing his song in various places where one doesn't normally do that. In Mr. J's case, that appears to be overlooking some kind of unnatural half-rural stretch where giant, out-of-focus naked women are painted atop cold steel temples that exist every few miles -- so we're guessing Los Angeles.
Or any Japanese city.