And sometimes they look like this:
"For not sportsing as well as you should have sportsed, you are hereby sentenced to death."
They're all dookie, no matter how they look. You'd think that at this point the person on the receiving end of the threat could say, "Hey Twitter/Facebook/forum, this guy just said he wants me to die in a fire while my mother watches," and the Internet police would come arrest the offender, right? Wrong.
"Maybe if your wife applied herself and became a valued and productive member
of the Twitter family, this kind of crap wouldn't happen."