24 Eyebrow-Arching Ways The One Percent Live

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It looks awesome to be a rich celebrity, but since we haven't tried it, we don't know for sure. So we set out to determine what it actually means to have money to burn, and as we suspected, rich people spend their money in ridiculously extravagant ways.

Don't believe us? Well ...

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CRACKED Rich people have the option to not get rained on during their wedding day... ...because they can opt for 'cloud seeding' service, which utiliz

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CRACKEDc Normal kids hang around playgrounds with their skateboards. For the ultra- rich, they have The Thermal Club. It is a private racetrack where

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CRACKED c COM For $1.5 to $4.5 million, the rich can survive the apocalypse in an underground luxury condo. COIKIE

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Rich people have special therapists to help them from becoming mentally unstable due to their wealth. Called wealth therapists, their job is to help t

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High-net-worth individuals pay a lot for their slow deaths. SARSERES The high-end cigarette brand TREASURER LONDON costs a whopping $59 a pack, plus t

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You can buy this mansion for $29.6M. It has everything a horse needs to lead a comfortable life. Wait, what? Well, it's actually a stable complex for

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CRACKED CO Wealthy people who live in the Northeast United States can buy special driveways which automatically melt the snow away!

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Doyoufindit strange having CRACKED.COM muitiple stylists? HOWABOUT ASTYLIST JUST FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE? SOME CELEBRITIES PAY UP TO $80,000 ANNUALLY

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When the privileged look for bargains, they don't go to Craigslist, but to JamesEdition. JamesEdition The World's 1 nsary Marketplace. With categories

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Why spend pocket change on NORMAL toothpicks like a PEASANT when you can spend 18,000 on luxury, solid gold toothpicks? GRACKEDOON

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CRACKEDGOm So your cat died, but you can't bear to go without him? on For $725, you can have your cat taidermed. But if that price sounds too upper-mi

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Uber-rich mothers hire professional organizers to pack their kid's trunks CRACKED.COM for summer camp. RE LLAUY lne A professional organizer charges a

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The coveted American Express Centurian black card costs a minumum of $10,000 a year. AMERICAN EXPRESSe 3749 7.1008 ECEH INCE 85 RICHY MCJERKFACE AMEX

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A standard 'low end' Hermes Birkin bag costs about 000. Even if you're a billionaire, it's difficult to get one. That means you can't just walk into a

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24 Eyebrow-Arching Ways The One Percent Live

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IF they want to cut the line when visiting Disney Worid, rich families cOuld book the Private VIP Tours for the modest price of $425 to $625 per hour

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The 1% don't show off on Instagram -they use the app Rich Kids. Rich Kids is an Instagram clone with a twist: you can post photos only if you pay the

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TO lose weight and detoxify their bodies, celebrities go to infrared saunas. They make you sweat more than normal saunas, which supposedly unloads m

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Rich people don't just hire nannies for their kids, they hire trained nannies. By trained we mean martial-arts, stunt-driving trained. These Norland n

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Have you ever dreamed of a dating app that functions like Tinder but without poor people? Try Luxy, a dating app for rich folks, which will kick out i

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Millionaires and celebrities hire personal CRACKEDCON shoppers to do their holiday shopping. They charge $400 an hour or a percentage of the shopping

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Rich families can get 24/7 personal medical attention with luxurious concierge medicine plans that give access to doctors anywhere any time. With a ma

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24 Eyebrow-Arching Ways The One Percent Live