23 Things You Do That Hollywood Never Shows Onscreen

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Despite the huge influx of movies and TV shows, Hollywood still has some huge blind spots about the things actual human beings do.

Things like ...

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Entry by PollyDarton

HORO I never see movie characters leave and come back because they've forgotten something. 75 And then drive halfway to work and turn back around beca

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Entry by KisAttila

People I'm can always hear too GRAtN and old understand for each other perfectly in this movies. shkt.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Movie and TV characters don't have any bedtime rituals, like having a certain snack or turning off the lights in a particularorder. Pretty much, they

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Entry by PookieJones

When characters are alone in their home, they do cute, quirky, embarrassing things. YET SOMEHOW, THEY NEVER PICK THEIR NOSE.

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Entry by denzity007

You never see a character floss religiously When it's basically the secret to a confident and perfect smile.

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Entry by JarOCats

GRACL keep my passwords written down in case I forget them. YmUffiN Ymuffin7 2 bOI zOmb!e Z fLUF glamothronz CAroja ?3ngooi3 SCN 3 AWf php b3RwYn it $

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Entry by munagam07

0 never see a character having difficulties inserting a USB the right way. Meanwhilep need a couple of attempts to succeed.

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Entry by Alexius08

Sometimes, the toilet in my house won't flush, and I have to unclog it every now and then. Yet all toilets in movies seem to work perfectly. I've neve

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Entry by Eraser

You never see a movie character get an untimely call from a cold-caller... and then SPAZ OUT on the person, as I often do. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Movie characters take their showers without having to calibrate the heat for an hour, like 0 do. CRACKED COM

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Entry by TedStixon

WHY DON'T MOVIE AND TV CHARACTERS EVER HAVE REALISTIC HANGOVERS? HOLLYWOOD SEEMS CONVINCED THAT WEARING SUNGLASSES FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES DOES THE TRI

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Entry by Fooery

CRACKEDOOM PLS ME USE In movies, Kure no one cleans up after sEX

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Entry by logicjohnson

THONOTY PEOPLE IN THE MOVIES NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CHECKTHEIR BLIND SPOTS

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Entry by AmyB8484

You never see television characters taking daily medication. Apparently, in TV Land, nobody has high blood pressure or anxiety. CRAUN

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CRACKED CON You nnever see movie characters MENTALLY REHEARSE their drive-thru orders!

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Entry by cjlampasso

Male characters never stop to unstick their balls from the side of their leg If actors own a pair of underwear that prevent the waddle-waddle-scoop, I

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Entry by AsherNitin

23 Things You Do That Hollywood Never Shows Onscreen

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Entry by JarOCats

23 Things You Do That Hollywood Never Shows Onscreen

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Entry by Anna_Katra

The miraculous CRACKEDC onscreen teas and coffees NEVER get the characters by surprise, burning their lips or getting cold and stale. My hot drinks do

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Dinner time in Hollywood is mostly made up of 90% talking and 10% playing with eating utensils. The characters are never shown eating in silence. CRAC

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Entry by The_MoHan

TV CHARACTERS never GET HomE CRAG FROM WORK AND IMMEDIATELY CHANGE INTO COMFY CLOTHES... ...BUT THAT'S THE FIRST THING DO.

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Entry by joelekane

T.V. people just google the information they need and then get out. I google fix broken lamp, get distracted, and 1 50 clicks later I know albino ba

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