Logic Johnson is a Montreal-ish radio personality (CKUT,) wordsmith and all-around world class opiner.
Alias: Luke Lafontaine
Height: of manliness
Shoots: right hand
Shadow puppets: left hand
Signature move: Irony Bomb
Spirit animal: caffeinated sloth
Previous online writing work includes Bleacher Report (as Logic Johnson) and WhatCulture (as Luke Lafontaine.)